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myspace whore

A sociopath who lives for myspace, updating her profile and waiting for comments by the minute. Or a Huge whore who posts pictures to sell herself online, especially on band sites because she's hoping to get all the lame freaky old emo guys to sleep with her cause they have nothing else to do than meet up with here.
Mom: ru on the internet again? u shouldn't be such a myspace whore!
Myspace Whore: Duh? I had to add my slutty pictures of myself so that all the hott internet 40-year-olds can look at me.
Mom: We're calling "To Catch a Predator"
Myspace Whore: F*** u! I love my boys!
by crashingheart May 22, 2007
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I thought the herpes of myspace was glitter
eeewww her myspace has all that myspaceherpes all over it
by oblio September 5, 2007
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MySpace Whore

Okay, so there have been countless number of posts on this phrase. Most of them have been negative.
Myspace whores do have real friends, they choose to go on MySpace a lot. They expand their network by adding more people, and the more friends you have, the more 'superior' you are.
To some this is pathetic, to some this is a way to pass time and kill boredom.
We all don't want to be out all the time, it does rain.
And so what if they ask for picture comments, if they put the effort into taking a decent picture and editing it, what's wrong in expecting people to put half the effort back in and commenting it.
You people are only jelous because all your pictures have been taken with a shitty webcam and Photoshop can't make you look any more attractive than you are cos it's not possible.
So leave the people of MySpace alone, and on almost every 'MySpace whores' profile it does say somewhere;
I post a lot of bulletins. If you've got a problem, delete me.
Kid: OMFGZ GET A LIFE UR SUCH A MYSPACE WHORE
MW: Shut up. I can do what I want. If you have a problem with my bulletins or pictures, delete me.
Kid: Why don't you just kill yourself cos you've got no life?
MW: I do have a life. It's just it's raining today and none of my friends are out, so why should I be?
Kid: Oh.
by Scottsuicide August 26, 2007
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myspace whore

A girl who uses myspace to flirt with many guys that she would like to "meet" *cough*HOOK UP WITH*cough*. She has never met any of them, and will constantly talk about the random guys she's meeting that could be a sick ass perv. She will have at least 3 guys that she wants to meet, and talks to all 3plus in one day.
"She's flirting with all these random guys on myspace; She's such a fucking myspace whore"
by Alyssa S August 25, 2007
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Myspace

The ingenious idea of a dumb son of a bitch, and one of the worst designed websites of all time (yet very popular). Myspace is a social-networking waste of time for people that have nothing else better to do than "add" all their friends onto a page so they can talk to each other. Not only do people add their "real" friends onto their page, they can also add a multitude of other individuals/groups of people, such as bands and comedians.

Plenty of fudge packing features are put into Myspace, like the band pages. It's fairly difficult to find a good band on Myspace since a large majority of them are all teen screamo/death metal. Another great feature is the forum... need I say more.

Not to Mention.

The head honcho, otherwise aliased as "Tom", has made quite a profit off of social-networking douche bags.
J-Wizzle : Yo man I got Tila Tequila on my Myspace top 8 bro!

Sane : Oh yeah, so you know her personally i'm assuming?

J-Wizzle : Uh I mean.. I well, I guess... man fuck you! Myspace is da shit!

Sane : Sure it is. (subtle sarcasm)
by Sleep Streamer September 17, 2007
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The world's biggest drunken patio party, where everyone goes to vent shit, fight, and find a piece of hot white jail bait ass, all rolled into one itty bitty teeny weenie little space.
Myspace contains Bands, bitches, ho's, skips, skaps, skalliwags, punkass marks, markass tricks, and all kinds of ill creeps.
by D Hustler October 2, 2007
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there are three types of myspacers:people with lives whos myspace freinds are people they know and reletives.then the emo kids who don't know half their myspace freinds and spend every waking minuet on there.the there are the 40 year old stalkers
girl:LiKe OmG ThErE WaS ThIs HaWt GuY On MySpAcE!I AdDeD HiM! dude:get a life
by futuramafan May 18, 2008
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