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mormon

People who go to The Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints on Sunday's. Also a religion that no one understands, well unless they're a mormon, then they might.
Person A - What's this religion, Mormon or whatever it's called.
Person B - I really have no idea, I don't think anybody does
by An Irregular Person August 2, 2006
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merron

a foolish or stupid person! a person who is an extreme case of a moron but also very gullible. "originated from the South Australian region of Adelaide"
a person who can fall for four different girls in one month is a "merron".
by choc March 14, 2007
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mormon steamer

When a Mormon gets mad at a non-Mormon and craps in a bag and leaves it for the latter as a gift.
After being ridiculed for his religious beliefs being fake, John decided to leave his coworker a nice, hot mormon steamer after a delicious lunch at Taco Bell.
by joseph q smith December 16, 2011
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mormon

Founders of Salt Lake City, pioneers, The kindest people ever, Founders of BYU, The College of relationships.
I went to watch the Mormon Tabernacle Choir preform yesterday
by Junemoon2024 November 30, 2017
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Mormons

People who can’t do this list of things:

1. Drink coffee
2. Drink Alcohol
3. Drink Tea
4. Do drugs
5. Masturbate
6. Sex Outside of Marriage
7. Watch Porn
8. Say Curse Words
Dylan: Wanna Smoke?
Jacob: Can’t the Mormon law states no drugs
Dylan: Fucking Mormons!!!
by ILikeCake32 January 13, 2019
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Mormon

A religious extremist cult. That thrives on abstaining from anything that is enjoyable. If you are not part of their cult, they treat you like an animal and attempt to convert you. Even if you are a member, and you make a "mistake" they never look at you the same. They think they are right and everyone else is wrong and evil. Fuck them.
Mormons are the worst. They keep coming to my house trying to make me be a member of their cult.
by Mormons can die May 20, 2019
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