Mother's day

Today (May 8th) is Mother's Day. You're supposed to treat your mommy special today. Like drawing a picture of her in crayon on your bedroom walls.

My Mommy says I'm special... I like to make it up to her on Mother's day.

by Momma's Boy May 8, 2005

Mother Falcon

A totally awesome band hailing from Austin, Tx. Composed of high school and college kids, they started approximately in January 2008, and have grown to over 12 members. Most of their music is written by members of Mother Falcon, but play do covers as well. Genre can best be described as "Classical Pop", as all their instruments are acoustic.

Steve: whoa dude, I just saw Mother Falcon play, and it totally blew me away. They're gonna be at ACL soon.

A hot girl named Sarah and her equally hot friend Julia
Sarah: Those guys in Mother Falcon are so hot! I want to get with all of them!
Julia: Yeah I agree. The only thing is, I get the lead singer and that cello player confused...I can't tell them apart.
Sarah: Yeah, I guess. Hey what's your favorite song?
Julia: Well it used to be "Dancing Shoes", but it got old. Now I like "Marigold" or "Just to see her smile" the best.
Sarah: Yeah, those are better than "Dancing Shoes"

by matrixtrout03 October 21, 2008

Mother's Day

Mother's Day (MUH-thurz day)n. the first day in a new month when welfare, moreover disability or social security checks, are received by mail or direct deposit

>at the trailor park<
Sue: "Thank christ it's the first of the month."
Maryann: "Why is that?"
Sue: "It's Mother's Day and I can buy some stuff."
Maryann: "Don't you think you should pay rent and utilities first?"
Sue: "Fuck off Maryann."

by Nedd Ludd December 28, 2005

Kim Mathers

just a normal lady who was in a relationship that had its ups and downs but who's private life was unfortunately public for all to judge.

people who dont know her calling her a whore, people taking lyric's too literally.

by reggie June 16, 2003

Dumb Ass Mother F*cker

The people on this web sight that leave serious definitions to funny ass words. Also known ass, ass clowns, pillow biters, and the more pc verson squares.

"God damn that was one dumb ass mother f*cker that left that responce!"

by Heady420 June 15, 2003

Mother's Cunt

The flange of your mum

I love to lick your mother's hairy smelly cunt

She had a face like your mother's cunt

by Matthew Carter April 18, 2005

Mother Of All Bitch Slaps

With your fingers open as wide as you can and the first knuckle of your fingers and thumb slightly bent so as to expose your fine ass bitch nail did, raise your arm straight up over your head and then dramtically bend your elbow so that your hand drops below your head while simultaneously throwing the opposite hip out as far as you can. When you feel that your waist is about to implode jerk your head forward with a buck toothed spasm in your mouth and allow your elbow to come forward followed by your hand. As the palm of your hand strikes the face in a downward motion, be sure to rake the findernails across the eyes, nose and mouth of the intended target.

Low-Qwee-Shawn-Tay got to steppin' up on that skank ass ho who was ribbin' it out front of Booba Stank's Grill on Fifth and Howard, you know, the one with the plastic weave and the six toes? Well anyways Big Boi's babies momma commenced to hit that rib slurpin' bitch with the mother of all bitch slaps. When she was done it looked like somebody had added ketchup to that bitch's Barbeque Sauce!

by I Seen It Live... February 20, 2007