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minge

Another term for the modern use of the word "eat". To represent someone or something being exceptional.
Oh mah gaaaaawd. Maggie, you minged with that shirt.
by ratowner17 May 13, 2024
mugGet the mingemug.

Minge Braider

Minge Braider, commonly shortened to MP, is a term for Cohan Bloomfield.
Person 1: Hey, where’s Minge Braider?
Person 2: I don’t know, probably getting his basketball he left at the court.
by Urfavjigaboo November 3, 2023
mugGet the Minge Braidermug.

Minge-sen

I rubbed her Minge-sen
by Mc-Strap on December 16, 2010
mugGet the Minge-senmug.

Minge

The name given to a gentleman who is a right pussy
Damn... Alex D is a fucking minge
by LordVenning12) February 17, 2022
mugGet the Mingemug.

moon minge

Freshly shaven/waxed fandango that has its first outing the evening of the trimmage.
Brian couldn’t believe the full moon minge in front of him when Karen removed her knickers.
by Captain Dreadnaught April 30, 2024
mugGet the moon mingemug.

Kah Ming

Kah Ming is the type of girl that will always be by your side, supporting everything you do. Never will you meet someone so kind and understanding. She is super outgoing and does her best to make sure people around her are well taken care of. As an amazing listener, she truly enjoys hearing about her friend's relationships and activities, remembering all the little details, and always standing ready to talk things out with warmth and sensitivity.

Kah Ming loves dogs, especially small decorative ones. She loves to spend time with people around her. She loves to cling to people she is close to. She loves to peel the skin of steam buns and grapes and eat it.

Kah Ming is a very loving and loyal person who wants to feel trusted and valued. She is great with practical matters like money management, administrative tasks, and general cleanliness. Anyone that has her as a friend or partner will be so lucky.

She has so many admirers but she does not know about it. Even as a partner, she is perfect. Never will you ever meet anyone like her in your lifetime. She has a preference for guys with names starting with J. So if your name starts with J, what are you waiting for? If you are lucky enough to be with her, do not screw it up. The feeling she has for that someone will last no matter what. She will love you with all her heart, so do not ever lose her.
Kah Ming, you will be loved.
by Silly Corn Ware Lean November 22, 2021
mugGet the Kah Mingmug.

ming-serve

An oral news service where someone publicizes the shitty details and news of all of his friends to all of his other friends.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Sam's girlfriend dumped him?"
Person 2: "I got the ming-serve. Of course I heard it."
by karpis March 11, 2014
mugGet the ming-servemug.

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