Milking the Goat

When two guys are showing the goat to a girl and the girl jacks them off at the same time as if you were milking a goat

Jack: Dude, I know this sorority girl that is willing to do the move, milking the goat
Bill: I don't know man, she is pretty dirty.... but i'm always down for getting milked
Jack: ok she is gonna come in the door now so get ready!

by Marsupial Watson October 1, 2010

Mario Milk

A luxurious, precious milk that is really rare. Mario Milk is taken only in pi gallons, we usually drink this until we are 36 years of age or else we die.

“Maria! You forgot to drink your Mario milk!”
Maria: *dead in the shower*
“I’ll drink it later lymphoma”

by iamtakensorry November 7, 2018

Thanks for the milk.

A remark which one uses at the end of an awkward or uncomfortable verbal exchange in an attempt to close the conversation.

Arnie: Yeah so did I ever tell you that I was conceived as a product of incest? It's a tradition in my family to bear children that way.

Buddy: wh-WHAT?! Uhm... gee thanks for the milk.. BUT I've got to be uhh going.

by The4RealDeal November 1, 2009

Milk Rape

1) To tackle, preferably off a bicycle, a hefty woman who is breast feeding and while she is defenseless, go in for the kill and feed off of her via drinking her breast milk. The term is derived from a scene in, writer and director, Jerzy Skolimowski's, 2009 film, Essential Killing, which tells a story of an escaped Taliban fugitive in the Polish Forests.

2) To forcefully drink a woman's or man's breast milk from the victims nipples.

I was jumped last week by some street urchins and they milk raped me.

I will milk rape you how I milk rape myself

by zmarzada May 12, 2011

Milk Bowl

When u flip your boner up, cum in your belly button, and make yo girl drink that shit up with a straw.

Matt made every girl in fred do the Milk Bowl

by sloppy J October 26, 2010

Scrobble Milking

The act of connecting and disconnecting your iPod or iPhone in order to retain the songs that you have been listening to, so they will "scrobble" to your lastfm profile.

Man, if this software wasn't so shitty I wouldn't have to waste so much time Scrobble Milking.

by Miss Bea Potter April 29, 2011

Mario Milk

Mario milk is a delicacy found only in Hanford and is the only known cure to ligma aside from prepucio con leche de cocho . Mario milk only comes in pi gallons and is milked from the seven nips of Mario

“Maria have you ever had Mario milk”
“Ya i have it right here”
“That’s not real Mario milk it’s not from all seven nips”

by Milkyseller November 11, 2018