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Midnight Stroke

When you are sleeping and get woken up by midnight to have sex.
1. Yesterday we did the midnight stroke cus i was so tired after work.

2. Maybe i’ll be up for some midnight stroke after my shift
by Volvopigen April 4, 2023
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Midnight Snack

A Midnight Snack is when you're woken up, from a dead sleep, at any time between 12 am and Sun-up (it has to still be dark out) with terrible diarrhea caused by the last meal you ate before going to bed.

If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.
Bro, I ate WAY too much Chinese food. I'm definitely gonna wake up for a midnight snack tonight
by Munson G. September 12, 2022
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midnight welding

When the woman passes out the man will ejaculated on her eyelids and letting it dry practicing the Art of Midnight Welding.
Tammy pass-out without taking care of my needs so I jerk-off and ejaculated on her eyelids. Letting it dry to shut close her eye lids practicing the art of midnight welding.
by eti March 12, 2014
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Midnighter

Someone who turns 21 at the club and can drink after that
We have a midnighter
by Journey2101 September 11, 2021
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Midnight Societing

When at the end of the evening, you pour water upon your fire, and submit for approval.
After an eventful evening, Johnny Rudd was found midnight societing the fire.
by Silver Maples September 29, 2018
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Midnight Cipher

A girl who tries really hard to make good art but fails miserably (who is also obsessed with Ezio Auditore from Assassins creed)
by fucc_iforgotmypassword November 15, 2017
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Marquette Midnight Pastie

When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?
"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
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