The May Run

Also known as 'the Victoria Day long weekend' and 'May 2-4 long weekend', The May Run is a cultural event celebrated exclusively by Northern Ontarians who hail from Timmins, ON, Canada. During The May Run, Northerners leave their comfy abodes, and head into the forest to burn trees, watch Leafs games on the tailgate of a truck, consume copious amounts of alcohol (and a whole lot more) in order to welcome Spring.

"Yo, buddy. I lost a bunch of my clothes on The May Run."
"Yeah, eh."

by The Molecular Man May 23, 2021

May 20

Get ur friend to do everything

me: ay cuh do this for me
friend: hell na u can’t tell me what to do
me: umm yea it’s May 20
friend: o shi

by machary May 10, 2022

May 20

Is the day where anyone can catch these hands, Rated E for everyone🥊

Him: Its May 20, equal rights day. Put them hands up gang
Her: Huh? *Slumped*

by Wiselightskin May 19, 2022

Hello Mayed!

A word created by T3 (T3 iOS), used by Barry, vi, (basically everyone), to clown Mayed. Very funny indeed.

Yo Mayed, I got ur ip cam right here. Wanna say something? Hello Mayed! btw

by Barry1601 October 13, 2020

May 4th

National dick SUCKING day

Today is the day you pull fourth new tricks

May 4th of ur dick be in my mouth

May 4th of my mouth be on ur dick

Silly bunny tricks come w bibs

Meet me at my crib :)

by LolaaBunnie May 3, 2023

May 28

May 28 is the National Give Your Girl Head Day, meaning you have to give head to your girlfriend no matter what

Gf: Hey it s may 28!
Bf: And?
Gf: Get on your knees.

by TsukiiLmao May 23, 2022

May 12th

Only people born on this day have the cocks and or tits

Damn this guy was born on May 12th so it must be true that his cock is 12 inches
I mean she was born May 12th so that explains why her tits are so big

by 1M W13RD September 3, 2020