May 20

Get ur friend to do everything

me: ay cuh do this for me
friend: hell na u can’t tell me what to do
me: umm yea it’s May 20
friend: o shi

by machary May 10, 2022

May 28

May 28 is the National Give Your Girl Head Day, meaning you have to give head to your girlfriend no matter what

Gf: Hey it s may 28!
Bf: And?
Gf: Get on your knees.

by TsukiiLmao May 23, 2022

May 18

National Kiss your Boyfriend/GirlFriend/ Crush Day

Maycee: Omg Stacy It's May 18th national Kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend/Crush day
Stacy: Omg are you gonna kiss him?

by Mally mami May 17, 2022

May 4th

National dick SUCKING day

Today is the day you pull fourth new tricks

May 4th of ur dick be in my mouth

May 4th of my mouth be on ur dick

Silly bunny tricks come w bibs

Meet me at my crib :)

by LolaaBunnie May 3, 2023

Ella Mai

One of the best singer ever!

omg look there's Ella Mai.... seriously behind you!

by HARLEYYYY QUINN October 15, 2020

May 7

Make him feel good day

And you can’t say no to him

Also 🐱pic day

Him:It’s may 7

Her: what’s that mean
Him: you gotta be nice

by Daggermyth May 7, 2022

May 19th

It’s national give ur gf your hoodie day!!

“Hey babe it’s May 19th, *gives hoodie”

by Koolkid08 May 18, 2021