machine gun kelly

an artist that get carried by a artist named Glaive also known as stopsitstopsit.

machine gun kelly really got carried by a 17 year old named ash

by etahjntnetahjtahj June 16, 2022

machinescapes

Indescribable visual pattern distortion , binding or constant morphing out of the atypical mundane world around you. Typically experienced during death/ or near death experiences , DMT, or during other high dose psychedelic experiences .

“Dude when Mikes trip was peaking, he was in the machinescapes!”

*Near dear machinescapes are caused by the DMT being released into the brain , the brain does this to help calm those who are fearful of death almost “forcing you” into a peaceful sedated state while your life will literally begin to flash before your eyes*

by Nathan1993 March 31, 2023

Machine Girl Fan

A machine girl fan is a delirious fool that needs noisy hogwash to blare out their unmedicated ADHD

"My friend has been listening exclusively to white noise recently."
"Oh, they'd make a textbook Machine Girl Fan!"

by Unyielding_Codger1959 July 15, 2023

Lust-machine

Vehicle or conveyance in/on which you can perform and enhance any sexual experience!

The drive north in their Lust-machine was incredible with fiery and intense orgasms at 100mph!

by Rockstar D July 31, 2007

Truth Machine

Noun:

-Computer-;

or
-Any device with internet access and search capabilities

The term is commonly referenced when in need of information or settling a dispute.

PC, Mac, Laptop

'Is Lindsay Lohan in jail or not? Let's ask the truth machine!!'

by wordbunbun November 6, 2011

Copy Machine Foreplay

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.

I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.

by StarringBecca October 7, 2011

sloot machine

originated in the early 1920's, the sloot machine was derived from the word "sloot," an adjective used to describe a girl with promiscuous tendencies. Sloot machines love to get paid, laid, and fucked - but don't bother calling back, or they'll eat you up alive! Some of their hobbies include feeding the poor, hitting the stacks, and suckin' mad dick. They oftentimes demonstrate poor judgement and in many instances lack a proper sense of self-worth.

Many people mistake a sloot machine for your everyday sloot. The key difference here is the complete disregard for any sense of human decency or self-control at all exhibited by sloot machines. While sloots occasionally take a break from their slooty ways, sloot machines will never say no to dick, no matter the shape or size.

Hey Jon, did you see that sloot machine down the river? what a train wreck!

by ezraJ May 13, 2014