When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.
A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."
by SEM11 August 8, 2022
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Get the lay an anchormug. To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.
by Layingsnakeismygame April 8, 2022
Get the Laying a snakemug. When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.
by Solemnityy December 29, 2019
Get the Laying Down Carpetmug. This refers to sex procured through the use of the internet. Going online, communicating with like-minded adult(s) and eventually, having sex. No money is exchanged between the individuals. It doesn't matter if you pay to join the site or just use it for free (you have much more access when you pay).
I have been chatting onine with this chick for months. Well, we finally met and did it almost right away. That was my first net-lay and I am looking forward to more.
by mhmhmh March 27, 2009
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Get the Laying a cablemug. That lai is just awesome
by Big girl boss December 2, 2019
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