I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

Blatantly useless retort which younger primary school students use.

Playground Bully: Ha ha! Ernie's Crap!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Playground Bully: I just said that you were crap, though!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

by Ophite1 June 7, 2004

Knowledge

Head

Mary gave Bob knowledge lastnight

by Michelle September 5, 2002

if you know what I mean

This phrase is put at the end of a sentence to make it sound sexual.

-I like hot dogs
-My bed is broken due to the action it's been getting
-I like bananas
-someone spilled milk everywhere!
-the train is in the tunnel
-the shuttle has landed!
-let's hide in the bed

If you know what I mean!

by heymister14 August 13, 2012

know-it-all

One given to showing off about what they know by teaching others on numerous different topics that have little relation or no relation at all to the each other or the main subject matter at hand; pedant

"I'm afraid that's not going to fix the truck, Jim. To fix a truck you have to retool it. Not that much different from fixing a television set in which you rewire the power cords. Power cords which interestingly enough came were invented in the 1800s around the same time jim crow laws were passed and The First Barbary war took place. It's interesting to note that the first law was-" "Can you tell me how to fix the truck or not, know-it-all?" snapped Jim, justifiably so.

My know-it-all father went rambling on about irrelevant shit from how to groom dogs, how to tattoo arms to how to construct a road and how to build a house instead of getting to the point about figuring out the math problem. As it turned out he didn't know how.

by Marvinforbare August 5, 2008

you know I love ya

a good opportunity to say this phrase would be after cracking a joke about someone that is somewhat insulting, but not taken to the heart.

"aww come on now, you know i love ya!"

by Melanie May 21, 2004

Knowledge

The act of fellatio commonly referred to as a blow job, oral sex performed upon the penis

"She gave a brother knowledge"

by DigiKev December 21, 2008

I Know This Guy

An "I know this guy" story is a bullshit story where one person thinks up something funny, cool, gross, weird, or sexy, but essentially untrue, and tries to pass it off as true by framing it as if it happened to someone they supposedly know. It's similar to the "I have this friend" story, where someone asks for advice about a problem that's really about them but they're too embarrassed to say so. "I know this guy" stories are purely about entertainment, however, not about seeking advice.

Jerry: "I know this guy... he caught his sister having sex with their cousin and two friends in their uncle's bed."
Joe: "Sure, Jerry. You *know* this guy. Riiight."
Jerry: "I swear! It's true!"
Joe: "Bullshit. What was the guy's name then?"
Jerry: "Well I don't *know* him, but I heard about it."
Joe: "Sure you did. Sick pervert."

by kevnar February 19, 2007