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Karen

I took a Karen and left streaks on the toilet
by Phoofs June 18, 2018
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A soccer mom. If she catches you cheating, she will shop off your dick. A bit of a tsundere, but very loving.
Watch out for Karen. She is cray cray
by You See This Karen? ;3 July 31, 2018
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Middle aged white women who files the divorce after she cheats on you and takes the fucking kids
Guy 1: Dude! What happened to you and Karen?
Guy 2: SHE LEFT ME AND TOOK THE FUCKIN KIDS, GAAH DAMNIT KAREN.... WHYD YOU LEAVE ME?!?!
by Red the Rex is a hoe December 31, 2018
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Professional child taker- got #1 in Child Taking Competition 2015 and is an infamous internet celebrity
"Karen took the kids again"
"Damn, she's good"
by We Are All Stupid January 8, 2019
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Despite almost always sporting a disgustingly foul haircut that may resemble the hair lodged firmly between the asscheeks of some wild animal, Karens are extremely lovable. When not fervently demanding to speak to your manager or divorce lawyer, Karens are devoted mothers, sisters and workers. They are extremely funny and very reliable, you can trust Karen with your darkest secrets. Somewhat surprisingly, a lot of Karens are very very kinky, most of the time these kinks revolve around tentacles and octopi.
did u see the way that Karen spoke to that manager last week? Fuckin insane
by AntelopeIsMyGender February 1, 2019
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by losweedo February 28, 2019
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Generic white lady. Soccer mom, talks to the manager, and makes bland potato salad.
Get that bland ass potato salad away from my cookout, Karen.
by ysljljs July 11, 2019
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