Pissin' mud

Getting poop packed in your piss hole from Anal sex, then pissing it out afterwards.

"After fuckin Sally in the ass last night, I was pissin' mud first thing this morning!"

by Butch1254 July 11, 2018

Mud Pan

A Family-Friendly term for a female's butt.

i.e. " Hey man, look at the Mud Pan on her"

by Trunk Full Of Faygo June 20, 2017

Mud monkey

Someone who is easily attracted to black me

Ava:”he’s cute “
Sally:”so your a mud monkey?”

by User1661616 May 12, 2020

striking mud

Coming across more crap than gold when searching for something; An unusually bad streak of luck

Fred: How's the search for tunes on Beatport going?

Alfred: Not good mate, I've been striking mud too much. Too many shit tunes out there and a lot of misleading samples.

by Notanon December 1, 2013

Mud-sweeper

A term to describe a type of shit that is so wet it takes almost the entire roll of toilet paper to clean up yourself. Usually followed by a skid mark or safety wipe

Guy: "I gotta change my underwear soon, I had a mud-sweeper earlier"

Guy #2: "Make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards"

by becauseimapotato May 21, 2016

mud massage

The act of defecating into a vagina and then engaging in intercourse.

After Indian food last night, I had an amazing mud massage.

by Struggling scartist January 22, 2021

Mud-twat

One's anus.

I'm gonna kick you in your mud-twat.

I shouldn't have eaten that KFC. My mud-twat's out of whack.

by Whitey May 24, 2004