A mythical creature that can only be summoned by a group of at least 10 middle school students, a cup of yogurt, and a student typing /summon entity:(Joe_Griffith), ~10 ~20 ~240 into Minecraft pocket edition. The exact details of the ceremony were lost with the burning of the necronomicon, but an approximate recreation of the ceremony goes as follows.
1. A student must start up Minecraft Pocket Edition on a handheld device.
2. 5 students must create a pentagram out of 5 meter sticks.
3. the other 5 must interpretative dance their way to the center of the pentagram, lying down a tub of blueberry yogurt. (Exact dimensions were lost)
4. All 10 students must surround the pentagram, chanting; "Pharoah Joe, Savior Joe, Praise be Joe" approximately 10-15 times.
5. After the final chant, the student must enter the command into the Minecraft pocket edition chat.
After this has happened, a brief eye-witness has described a burst of white light, a single frame of the skyrim opening, and then tentacles sprouting through the floor. These tentacles will wrap around each other, creating a ball in which no light escapes. Flames sprout from the floor, and the tentacles disappear, leaving only a camera behind. After the camera lands, it takes a picture, and out of the top comes Joe.
After the events listed, the students must sit in their seats, smile, look at joe, cross their arms, and wait patiently for class to begin.
1. A student must start up Minecraft Pocket Edition on a handheld device.
2. 5 students must create a pentagram out of 5 meter sticks.
3. the other 5 must interpretative dance their way to the center of the pentagram, lying down a tub of blueberry yogurt. (Exact dimensions were lost)
4. All 10 students must surround the pentagram, chanting; "Pharoah Joe, Savior Joe, Praise be Joe" approximately 10-15 times.
5. After the final chant, the student must enter the command into the Minecraft pocket edition chat.
After this has happened, a brief eye-witness has described a burst of white light, a single frame of the skyrim opening, and then tentacles sprouting through the floor. These tentacles will wrap around each other, creating a ball in which no light escapes. Flames sprout from the floor, and the tentacles disappear, leaving only a camera behind. After the camera lands, it takes a picture, and out of the top comes Joe.
After the events listed, the students must sit in their seats, smile, look at joe, cross their arms, and wait patiently for class to begin.
by KaironeyBaloney June 6, 2019
Get the joe griffithmug. by scxrletwanda February 27, 2020
Get the Joe Serafinimug. A Joe Spires is incredibly strong and has a lot going on in his life. he likes rugby, and generally all sports that involve physical contact. He is very gentle and kind you just need to get to know them first. He is good in bed and has never hit a girl in his life. He makes a perfect husband/boyfriend and is very good a cooking.
by Harriet trusk December 25, 2021
Get the joe spiresmug. A neger joe is a word for the cotton pickers living on the out side of stockholm they live in something they call "orten"
by bommulsplockaren123 March 23, 2021
Get the Neger joemug. deffinition 1:
Someone who uses someone who uses others (even family) for their own personal gain
deffinition 2:
someone who uses a very harsh but effective way of raising his/her child(ren)
Someone who uses someone who uses others (even family) for their own personal gain
deffinition 2:
someone who uses a very harsh but effective way of raising his/her child(ren)
d1
person 1: that michael jackson documentary was sad
person 2: why
person 1: because the accusers are doing a joe jackson on the original victim of joe jackson
d2:
person 1:how come Matt hasn't come to school recently
person 2: because he is probably still recovering from the beating his dad gave him
person 1: was it that bad?
person 2: yeah, his dad went full joe jackson on his ass
person 1: that michael jackson documentary was sad
person 2: why
person 1: because the accusers are doing a joe jackson on the original victim of joe jackson
d2:
person 1:how come Matt hasn't come to school recently
person 2: because he is probably still recovering from the beating his dad gave him
person 1: was it that bad?
person 2: yeah, his dad went full joe jackson on his ass
by jump the fence April 12, 2019
Get the joe jacksonmug. Joe Spawnn, not to get confused with "Sleep Joe" is the coolest Teacher, Business Owner, and Fatherly Figures in the world, despite insulting his students every week in class, Joe Spawnn should be the type of person everyone inspires to be!
Person 1: DUDE WE HAVE JOE SPAWNN FOR OUR TEACHER THIS YEAR!
Person 2: NO WAY! I HEAR HE ONCE MEET THE QWEEN OF ENGLAND!!
Person 1: Yeah, that sure sounds like him!
Person 2: NO WAY! I HEAR HE ONCE MEET THE QWEEN OF ENGLAND!!
Person 1: Yeah, that sure sounds like him!
by big _brain_me January 25, 2022
Get the Joe Spawnnmug. The urge to fuck your cousin while In a barn, or to fuck a teddy and call it the one you are trying to have sex with, or to make a girl touch your Pringles can
by Master_Bait March 27, 2020
Get the Joe Hughesmug.