butt stalion

An ugly, stupid, and ignorant person. The most stupid person in the word. It can also mean diamond horse.

Ugh, Jack is such a butt stalion.

Dude, I just bought a new butt stalion.

by TheWorkingJacib May 13, 2015

butt chomper

Someone who is musty crusty and dusty that chomps butts

Omg look at that guy over there. He looks so crusty. He’s definitely a butt chomper.

by Your local suburban mom March 31, 2021

Scraggy Butt

Term for the hairs that are missed when shaving the pubic and anal area and are exposed when they bend over esp. in short shorts.

When Fat Janet wears her Daisy Dukes, she has serious Scraggy Butt. Yikes!

by ClutchmasterK February 14, 2021

Butt tuft

A tuft of hair situated in the anal area. More common in females, as males will typically exhibit an assfro. See definition: assfro.

Upon removal of the panties, he saw that she had a butt tuft, and would refrain from rear-entry at this time.

by Huntypoo September 16, 2008

butt stamp

buht stamp

noun

1 the act of sitting on something while completely naked, not wiping one's anus fully and leaving brown or green print

on said object.

Mark, I'm so sorry I left a butt stamp on your couch.

by Adriana Chechik's biggest fan January 18, 2022

butt stamp

when one stands up from a seat and a large, sweaty imprint of their butt remains.

joe stood up to get off the bus and didn't realize he left a butt stamp on the seat. all the other passengers refused to sit there and eyed joe as he exited the bus.

by dordan jewert July 29, 2009

Cyclops butt

When someone doesn't have a definitive buttcrack but has a very definitive asshole.

I pulled down her pants and was looking her cyclops butt in the eye.

by TheUnderhill January 04, 2017