Ex Girlfriend

The reason you change your Netflix password. The reason you woke up and found your car scratched like a your car was a raccoon orgy last night. Your greatest Fear and worst nightmare. a bitch. The only time When you Feel like your Bill Murray in Groundhog day. The same Nightmare Over and Over and Over again.

My ex girlfriend is trying to murder me. first my car is scratched and now my carpet has been eaten. oh shit.

by HoleMole October 4, 2018

Roblox Girlfriend

A GirlFriend Which Is Dating 69 years old guy and when he breakups she turns emo mode and then dates 21312312 69 years old people

roblox girlfriend: h- h- h- h- h- hi uwu
roblox boy:Hello BBG
roblox girlfriend:i- i- i- i- i- i- i- i- i love you
roblox boy:we HAVE TO BREAK UP I LOVE ROBLOX GRILLFRIEND 2
roblox girlfriend: *Turns Emo Then Get Her Emo Demon hydra knife*

by Mr Dick Dick January 2, 2022

Boyfriend Buddie/girlfriend buddie

(girlfriend buddie) gb is a a female friend that is not goin out with you but are close to them!

(boyfriend buddie) bb is a a male friend that is not goin out with you but are close to them!

Will you be my bb?
Yes of course I will be :)
yay that makes us Boyfriend buddie/girlfriend buddie

by HEYBETTY November 9, 2009

Phone Conversation With a Girlfriend

a waste of 2 hours everyday for the past however long but you don't mind because you love them.

a normal phone conversation with a girlfriend

girl: blablablblblablablablabla

guy: yeh uhhu mmhhmm yeh

by "hey arent u that guy" "NO!!" September 16, 2009

Little Girlfriend

What a side chick says to her man when she suspects he has sex with a lot of females in his respective town, city or municipality. Coined by pop artist RealPartyKid.

Boyfriend: You know it's only you...
Side Chick: Say that to your little girlfriend around here.

by Luther Blisette June 28, 2016

retail girlfriend

Someone who you have a transactional and friendly relationship with who you would love to date but probably never will.

Sam loved visiting the coffee shop not only for their delicious dark roast but the cute barrista, Lori, who seemed to genuinly be interested in his life. For now she was just a retail girlfriend.

by beebix123 December 2, 2013

The girlfriend phenomenon

The girlfriend phenomenon is the scientific name for when a male gets in some type of romantic relationship and becomes more attractive. The guy who may be a six when single becomes a nine when taken but if they become single again they will return to being a six. Men are hit on more when they have a girlfriend than when they are single. It is natures way of saying fuck you to all of the guys in the middle of the pack.

How come girls like james now?
Because he has a girlfriend, hes a victim of the girlfriend phenomenon.

by Aircrovs November 12, 2014