jumpin jack flash

This move requires the active participation of you, a camera, one unconscious individual, and a damned good friend. Pull your pants down to your ankles and position your ass hole about 6 inches away from the unconscious person’s face. Then give them a sharp smack in the face (they have to be sleeping on their back for this to work). When he wakes and raises his head in disorientation, your friend snaps a quick Polaroid of him tossing your salad. Definitely recommended when the victim has already spent time in prison as a prom queen

by wanksta July 31, 2003

Flash

Flash, also known as, Adobe Flash Player and Macromedia Flash Player, is a major computer virus affecting multiple operating systems for over 10 years. The virus disguises itself as a game loader (for cheap little website games like the ones found on Facebook) as well as some video sites, but in reality it opens your machine up to hundreds of security risks, and loads up millions of not only annoying but extremely CPU intensive advertisements on websites that often make your web browser either start to lag like crazy or just simply crash unless you have a very powerful computer. My 2GHz C2D system could barely handle Flash ads, the CPU fan had to come on full speed to cool it as it ran so hot, just from ADS! Almost all computer security experts agree that Flash should NEVER be installed just for the security risks alone, never mind all the other stuff this virus leads to. Apple is one of the first companies to no longer preinstall Flash on their computers, and it is not usable period on their mobile devices. It is recommended that if you have A PC or an older Mac which ships with Flash, you remove it immediately.

Person 1: Did you know that Flash has had over 100 unaddressed major security holes for over a year now, leading to many extremely harmful viruses affecting PC's and Android phones, and even Mac's?
Person 2: I don't care, I wanna watch my porno videos and play these poorly done games on Facebook!

by iBoy2G March 8, 2011

Flash Mob

N. - A "flash mob" is a organized event where people gather to do a pre-determined action, in a pre-determined place at a pre-determined time. Usually harmless and funny. Think like massive pilow fights in town centers and things of the like. Usually organized on the internet.

Wanna see? Google Video it...

"Dude, did you hear about the flash mob we're setting up next week?"

"Yeah dude, can't wait!"

by Klink January 27, 2007

flash bang

When the drunk bitch at the bar comes up to you while you're conversating with possible bone down. And ends up scattering everyone away and leaves you stranded without ass.

Joe was just about to get two chicks in the bag before ole flash bang came over.

by j.plumb April 10, 2008

Flash

Flash is the act of expressing anger or annoyance by somewhat randomly snapping at someone.

Flash back is the act of flashing at a person who just flashed you.

Slang may have originated in Sacramento.

Person 1: Do you want to get pizza or tacos?
Person 2: . . .
Person 1: Do you want to get pizza or tacos?
Person 2: . . .
Person 1: Hellooooooo! Earth to Person 2! I said do you want to get pizza or tacos?
Person 2: Would you shut the f*** up? Can't you see I'm on the phone?!?!?! I couldn't care less about f***ing pizza or tacos. (flash)
Person 1: And I couldn't care less about you!! I'm out. (flash back)

by Alexa 3 November 8, 2008

Flashdevil

1) A cracka lackah with level design talent that would stun the normal person.
2) A pasty white boy

Flashdevil is the most l337 person I know, Fo Shizzle Mah Nizzle Dizzle.

by Flashdevil July 6, 2003

flash gordons

oxy moron of very tired ass sneakers. they are so old that the pieces of the shit are coming apart, primarily worn by the UGLIEST people

Flash !! Gordons, flying through the sky, flasy !! Gordons, sneakers in disguise,
then you proceed to laugh insanely

by Incediblystylish April 24, 2005