Feeling the Baby

A new term for having cheating with someone who is pregnant.

For example when you're best friend is pregnant and your boyfriend gets caught in her bed spooning her with his penis in her ass and arms around her holding her. "He was just feeling the baby"

by The disgruntled girlfriend July 14, 2021

Feeling Squiddy

when an individual is feeling particularly frivolous and free, similarly to a squid

boss I can't come into work today, I'm feeling squiddy

by SquiddyWoo July 24, 2021

Feeding the crows

Killing for hire. Working as a hitman.

"I've just got a job feeding the crows for Micky the Loan Shark. Seems he needs an example made of some berks."

by Zed Numar August 2, 2021

Feeding the Wyrm

The act of executing a prisoner.

"Charlie killed a cop, a nun, and a little white girl in kindergarten. The prison will be feeding the wyrm his dumb ass for sure."

by Zed Numar August 3, 2021

Feeling Pizza

To be feeling upset with a bad roommate, particularly one that is rude, avoidant or disrespectful.

After my roommate ignored my texts and insulted my drink, I was really feeling pizza.

by GhoulSchool November 23, 2021

Feeling Kim and Kanye

This is really a thing. A vibe. A saying. A relationship or personal issue.

Like feeling melancholy, but so much more. Love at all costs — unconditionally but perhaps stupidly—, admiration and understanding yet so much frustration, thinking you can change something or someone but you can’t. Codependency, complicity, complacency. Self destructive tendencies. Dysfunctional. Embarrassment but supportive at all costs — until you finally wake up and walk away.

So many other adjectives…

I’m feeling Kim and Kanye about my life today. I love me, but there are parts of me that never stops being self destructive.

by momster gina February 2, 2022

Feeling like a porn star

To wake up with a hard on.

I woke up feeling like a porn star dick so hard looking larger than normal

by James dick Snyder February 7, 2022