Evaning

Pretending like something that really hurts, does not hurt at all.
Dude, Evan got punched so hard in the arm but he said "I swear it didn't hurt."
Stop Evaning, we know it hurts!
by Lon2.0 November 19, 2020
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Evans Dog

Evans dog is a word used to define a dog that is very cute; "Omg that dog is so Evans dog" "That cute is litteraly Evans dog" Most people use this word as a short term of amazingly cute.
"OMG! That dog is so Evans dog"
"That dog is litteraly the definition of Evans dog"
by Traxz September 05, 2022
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evan combs

To be the whitest boy around who live off his daddy's money for his whole life. Occasionally tries to rap but ruins it.
Husband: hey honey I think we need to start thinking about of financial future.

Wife: what do you mean sweetie?

Husband: I want to make enough money so we can ensure our children can be Evan combs.
Wife: wow you're so right baby! This is why I married you. I can't wait to push out 5hose white babies of yours.
by Evan combs December 05, 2019
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Danny evans

A kid who hits puberty early and is also a gay he likes getting his willy in welsh sheeps asses and likes fingering is own bumhole.
raaaaa that Danny Evans kid had a fat scrap with that sheep from wales init cus he even got his will out and started fucking it.
by Eh da ebusser July 03, 2020
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evan mckernan

Is used in a sentence such as evan mckernan is a faggot jewish fag
by Cormax August 08, 2019
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Nick Evans

That asshole in jr high
Kevin:here comes that nick Evans guy he can go suck a dick
by Nickevanssucks June 03, 2019
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Nick Evans

The asshole in school who yells answers very loudly and interrupts the class
Dave: Shit that Nick Evans kid is in our class fuck. Steve: shit and I liked this class.
by Nickevanssucks June 03, 2019
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