textual relations

talking about having sex, or any other sexual acts with the person you are texting as if they were happing right then.

Nick: i would lick you and then i would eat you out.

Molly: then i would give you a blow job and then we would fuck.

Nick: i want you soooo bad!

Nick (to his friend): me and molly totally had textual relations last night!

by baby loveeeee June 23, 2008

Virtual relationship

A relation ship on internet where one can hide his identity and form any avatar one wants to.

Giving birth to a new avatar in the online world and making relations with other online avatar and have a virtual relationship.

by al0792 November 21, 2011

Erection Roulette

You have a group of people sitting in a circle. You think up a question you know the answer to and ask it to someone. If you get it wrong you have to take viagra and then get kicked in your australia(penis).

Dude we played erection roulette last night and jeremy got freakin hammer I don't think hes gonna have babies.

by Big poot January 11, 2006

Unsuc-sex-ful Relationship

A relationship usually between man and woman where they are old and mature enough to be having sex on a regular basis, but do not. This may occur for several reasons, but it is not considered an unsuc-sex-ful relationship if they do not have sex because of health problems. An unsuc-sex-ful relationship usually turns into an unsuccessful relationship because one of the adults who wants to have sex gets tired of sex deprivation, leading to random, pointless arguments.

"What happened between you and that other girl, I thought you guys were perfect for eachother?"
"Yeah well, it was an unsuc-sex-ful relationship."

by t12j19c95 July 27, 2009

student-teacher relationship

every teenage boys fantasy!!!!
who wouldn't want to have a sexual relationship with their hot female teacher

i was involved in a student-teacher relationship

i keep giving my hoy asian teacher aoral exam

by TiTyRon December 24, 2009

probation relationship

When someone in a relationship is very very angry at the other person because they've done something horrible, but is still in love with them so they don't really want to break up. they go on a probation relationship where theyre still together, but not talking. kind of like being on a break.

Yeah, by boyfriend lied to me so I we're now in a probation relationship.

by Amber knows who this is. November 17, 2010

erection

when you make yourself feel like a jerk

like getting a boner when the doctor fells up your balls

by pa pa pimp May 14, 2003