dellafy

a fucking big ship of 3 people

omg have u seen dellafy?

by shartyyyyyyyyyyy January 25, 2021

day late and a dollar short

Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.

Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.

by Pretty Emily October 24, 2004

Dallas Cowboys

the shittiest football team in the history of the NFL. Even worse than the Lions. Every year that the Cowboys have made the playoffs since the 90's, they choked because they are a bunch of looser cock suckers that are just jealous of other teams because they suck. and their quarterback ,Tony Homo, is a mark ass trick that is afraid

hey who won the giants and cowboys game today??

dude do you even have to ask?? the Dallas Cowboys suck dick

oh, my bad. that was a dumb question. fuck the cowboys

by cowboys suck June 7, 2009

dollar sign

A symbol that hundreds of moronic linux users, open source advocates, and ted Danson use as the S in the abbreviation "MS" (Microsoft).

This guy came up to me on the street and said "Why are you using M$ Winblows, when you could spend hours compiling free programs that won't work on your system!". The reason I know he used a dollar sign instead of an S, was because he said "M-Dollar Sign". The conversation may have also been closed-captioned.

by Olene Q'Dell April 30, 2005

dollars to doughnuts

A Comparison of something with worth to something without. Originated in ages past when doughnuts were extremely cheap. Chiefly used as a comparison for odds purposes as in the example.

Party A Betting "100 dollars to doughnuts" against Party B would pay a winning party B 100 Dollars, versus 100 doughnuts (vastly cheaper than one hundred dollars) paid to a winning Party A.

by Rshinravii May 29, 2007

poo-dollar

A game where you spread human feces on one side of a dollar bill and place it on the side-walk, poo side down and wait for someone to walk by and pick it up. When someone picks it up you must scream 'poo dollar' at them as loud as you can and then point and laugh. See also poo dollar,poodollar,poop dollar

That chick must be really hard up for cash, she kept the poo dollar.

by Captain Fatsack January 6, 2004

two dollar fade away

When you crumble up two single dollar bills or a fun but rare 2 dollar bill and throw it towards stripper on stage. fading away like Kobe back into your seat

Omar grabbed two bucks off the stack of singles on the table faded away shooting the two dollar fade away onto the main stage

by No Regrets February 15, 2018