A douchebag who attempts to be funny by moving around alot and telling unfunny jokes we told each other in junior high.
by dman19 October 30, 2011
Get the Dan Cookmug. Homofaggot; raging doucher. Commonly used to describe underdeveloped intelligence and inferiority expressed through blatant disregard of cultural standards and an unwillingness to accept common knowledge.
by LostProphecy October 11, 2011
Get the dan-tuotmug. One who is very dumb. He likes to sexually assault felines. He had no friends and like to act like he's tough but he's not. He will always be made fun of by someone no matter where he is.
by Theodore R May 14, 2008
Get the Dan the Mathenymug. 1) Someone who is tends not to stand up for themselves but will run to someone else for help. In other words, a grass.
Usually hated by most people and when in certain situations, will cry and generally annoy everybody in the area.
2) Someone with a small head.
Usually hated by most people and when in certain situations, will cry and generally annoy everybody in the area.
2) Someone with a small head.
Example 1
person1) Hey, look at that guys abnormally small head.
person2) Haha, yeah he's got a Dan B.
Example 2
person1) Stop crying poof face, your such a Dan B.
person2) lol
person1) Hey, look at that guys abnormally small head.
person2) Haha, yeah he's got a Dan B.
Example 2
person1) Stop crying poof face, your such a Dan B.
person2) lol
by People who know alot February 28, 2008
Get the A Dan Bmug. White creamy substance that tends to attract the attention of "all the boys" and thier playmates. Dan's Milkshakes is a secret recipe that only Dan himself knows but he is happy to share the bi-product of his labors.
best served chilled on a hot shirtless summer day.
best served chilled on a hot shirtless summer day.
boy #1 Hey man don't you just love Dan's Milkshakes?
boy #2 yeah I go to his yard everyday for that shit.
boy #2 yeah I go to his yard everyday for that shit.
by Fishteam September 28, 2007
Get the Dan's milkshakesmug. a large, hand crafted dildo. the dildo is made by molding feces into the designated design and then sticking the dildo in the freezr. after the steely dan is completed, it is then inserted into a female's FUPA, or 'Fat Upper Pussy Area". steely dans are a great frozen treat if used on a nice warm day.
by hhs.pickle.monster January 28, 2010
Get the Steely Danmug. During intercourse with a woman, before cumming, the man chops off the woman's leg, thus making her like Liuetenant Dan from Forrest Gump
by Scott Jaffa February 11, 2003
Get the lieutenant danmug.