Cold lettuce

The sexual act of taking a fist full of lettuce it is shoved an agreed upon distance inside of the woman’s vagina (opposite of hot lettuce) they then proceed to do the deed. After both are satisfied the man takes out the lettuce and is served as a family meal.

Child: Hey Dad what’s for dinner

Dad: Steak with a side of cold lettuce

by Yumyumman March 31, 2020

Cold meatball

Someone that is a straight clown / bozoe

Yo that dude Paul is a cold meatball

by Goose716 December 19, 2016

cold crotched

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched

When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.

by Coldcrotch December 8, 2019

hippy cold

A hippy cold is a normal cold but you contract it from smoking a bong/pipe/joint with someone that has the virus.

I got this shitty hippy cold. *cough*

by Qdrpl May 13, 2014

Cold Caller

A person who called you about a service that you did not apply for.

Hey, I didn't say anything about a lawn mowing service. Damn cold caller!

by Wizeguy400 April 24, 2019

Cold logger

A frozen turd that is used in place of a dildo.

After it was ready, I gave her an epic cold logger.

by Mr Ock June 26, 2019

cold gold

Where someone sacrifices something sentimental for an achievement.

I have cold gold from selling my old records at my garage sale.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019