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Paris Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.
Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.
by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023
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Clock it

Ryann: Clock it Sereen!!"
Willa: " Yes, clock it!!
clock it means to encourage your best friend to study really hard and get good grades before the time runs out which is when clock it is used.
by sireneeee November 6, 2025
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classroom clock

The most fucking wromg thing in the history of the universe.
Timmy: hey, class is almost over!
Sam: No, you fucking idiot, the classroom clock is 20 minutes behind.
by Rocksincocks November 28, 2019
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Alarm Clock Decision

A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.
Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.
by drbeagle February 24, 2020
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how much is the clock

Hey maxiboii, how much is the clock?

It's 20.90
by Birvan384 January 9, 2018
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Clocked

I clocked his ass.

Bro he got clocked.
by Jesterjinx November 23, 2021
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Clock

I’m really bouta clock Jamal
by Coolguydudeman1 March 18, 2024
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