When you're visiting Bratislava, and you've seen all the popular attractions but somehow you forgot to check out the blue church and now you're haunted by a pastel colored regret. Symptoms include : FOMO, obsesively checking google street view photos, and brainwashing yourself into thinking it wasn't really worth it after all.
"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."
by glenpai November 29, 2024

by shvlbssym December 1, 2022

maggie: oh look patrick is in our church group
stefan: don’t say that maggie patrick is a church moth
stefan: don’t say that maggie patrick is a church moth
by qq.madi November 21, 2021

1.) A sexual position in a MFM threesome where the female is positioned doggy style while one male is having anal sex with her and the other male is having oral sex with her. When the two men give each other high fives with both hands while the act is in progress, the formation looks like a steeple on a church, thus completing the Greek church.
2.) A type of split in the sport of bowling that leads to an open frame 99.7% of the time. It is widely considered more difficult to convert than the 7-10 split. It is the 4-6-7-10 with either the 8 or the 9 on the right or left respectively.
2.) A type of split in the sport of bowling that leads to an open frame 99.7% of the time. It is widely considered more difficult to convert than the 7-10 split. It is the 4-6-7-10 with either the 8 or the 9 on the right or left respectively.
1.) Buh, I would totally pull a Greek church with Mia Khalifa because she so freaking hot man.
2.) I would've bowled a 200 if it wasn't for that Greek church I left in the 9th frame.
2.) I would've bowled a 200 if it wasn't for that Greek church I left in the 9th frame.
by Krassmoney July 19, 2021

a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by either G-d or the Unforgivables?
student: to become Jesus Christ the historical character and reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists
student: to become Jesus Christ the historical character and reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists
by Sexydimma June 15, 2012

1) A franchise, money-making machine based on god's word, the Bible.
Religious cults like Christianity, Catholicism, Buddhism, etc. each claim that god's word, which Bible is, belongs exclusively to them and their what they claim "god", when in reality re-ligious god is not different from an idol, material doll without any spiritual meaning. Word "religion" translated from Latin, literally means re-ligion, "upside down spirituality".
2) An institute of brainwashing and establishing control over the people. It's done by projecting slave-master relationship and strict power hierarchy, like god is ABOVE and people are his _slaves_. When in reality god is unknown. Unfathomable. He is NOT person or human-like. So it's not even "he". Somehow from this idea it's projected that even nominally government _serves_ the people, somehow government is corrupt and above people in reality, and that's totally fine, BECAUSE this is how GOD is.
That's why it's so important to support one-god religions and claim that religions with more than one god are outdated.
Religious cults like Christianity, Catholicism, Buddhism, etc. each claim that god's word, which Bible is, belongs exclusively to them and their what they claim "god", when in reality re-ligious god is not different from an idol, material doll without any spiritual meaning. Word "religion" translated from Latin, literally means re-ligion, "upside down spirituality".
2) An institute of brainwashing and establishing control over the people. It's done by projecting slave-master relationship and strict power hierarchy, like god is ABOVE and people are his _slaves_. When in reality god is unknown. Unfathomable. He is NOT person or human-like. So it's not even "he". Somehow from this idea it's projected that even nominally government _serves_ the people, somehow government is corrupt and above people in reality, and that's totally fine, BECAUSE this is how GOD is.
That's why it's so important to support one-god religions and claim that religions with more than one god are outdated.
1) Example:
- Hey, I want to make some money off people's fear of their inadequacy media instills in them.
- Why don't you invest in a Church, this business is greatly supported by the government in any country as it supplements the propaganda.
2) Example:
- Hey, do you go to Church?
- Of course I do, it makes me feel good feeding my trauma-bond it constantly deepens making me feel guilty and forgiven by the government at the same time.
- Hey, I want to make some money off people's fear of their inadequacy media instills in them.
- Why don't you invest in a Church, this business is greatly supported by the government in any country as it supplements the propaganda.
2) Example:
- Hey, do you go to Church?
- Of course I do, it makes me feel good feeding my trauma-bond it constantly deepens making me feel guilty and forgiven by the government at the same time.
by Nikita1998 June 18, 2022

by Biemeret_Bro5 December 4, 2024
