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Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.
Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's
by CodyYoung June 21, 2010
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Cave 4

Do NOT enter this cave. Never do. You will regret it the moment you go in. If you go in Cave 4, you go in the pants. You become horny forever and you will not see anything the same again.
Guy 1: hey, why are you suddenly jerking off and licking feet?
Guy 2: I went to Cave 4 yesterday, it's really affected my lifestyle.
by Feathery Fag December 11, 2019
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2 bears one cave

2 hairy men indulging in sexual intercourse in a dark damp cold environment
Wanna come play 2 bears one cave with me I always win.
by The Mottanator 400 December 1, 2023
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Sewer Cave

A vagina that hasn't been touched till the penis has fully penetrated the (an) anus continously. For then the the vaginas will then become a stenchy dirty "Sewer-Cave".
"Dude she let me put it in her ass, THEN I f***** her one pussy!"
"Awe damn, did you eat her out afterwards?"
"He'll no, that shit was a Sewer Cave when I was done with it"
by The Douche Named Chad! July 13, 2015
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mom cave

a gender-specific retreat, patterned after the "man cave," but with creepy Oedipal undercurrents.
"I just discovered a secret mom cave at home."
"Don't tell anyone or they'll put you on the couch and pump you full of Prozac for the rest of your adult life!"
by Starkeyzz November 9, 2013
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refinery caves 2

a game in roblox paid access and minecraft like

You can fish, mine, cut trees
by vb4 August 18, 2024
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the coochina cave

a specific nest or den built in ones closet out of pillows and blankets used specifally to penatrate or insert a dildo or penis into one or more holes such as, one of two openings in the coochina, or another hole in which the penatration material is wetted to the point of no return the dildo or penis will not emerge from the coochina for 500 years. the coochina bearring human will scream in both agony and everlasting pleasure. under the right circumstances, the dog will enter the cave and create a powerful and shrill burst of noise that will send 42.57 humans into a state of inteanse arousal. they will make their way towards the coochina cave to partake in a massive orgy.
"oh did u here about the time me and my gramma shook the earth from our coochina cave? it was great!"

"oh whats the coochina cave?"

"its a nest where we penatrate in the closet"1

"really? maybe me and u can rebuild that cave and have some fun tonight!"

"nahh, id love to hun, but there's a lot of paperwork u have to fill out before we can hipnotize all those people. plus u dont want me inside u for five hundred years."
by maxorcist May 25, 2025
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