Canada

America's friendly neighbor to the North. Sometimes (jokingly) referred to as America's 51st state.

Nice folks live in Canada. The fools above want to put down the US because of its imperialism or whatnot, so lease remember, as the last remaining superpower, we have responsibilities, eh? Just let us do our thing, and Bush'll be out of office in another year. And please, dont deny your economic dependance on your potent, albeit, arrogant friends to the South, it makes us sad and want to bomb other countries :(

by Tacit Llama September 21, 2003

Canada's History

Extreme, over-the-top, hyperbolic claims of sexual performance to compensate for impotence.

He told everyone how much he loved Canada's History — anytime anywhere — but when asked about the French and Indian War, he ran from the room, embarrassed.

by zenfurnace February 5, 2010

Canada

America's hat.

I was trying to find Canada the other day, where's it at?

Oh, did you mean America's hat?

Oh, right!!

by pickettfence February 28, 2011

Canada's History

'Virgin Pussy'. No matter how fucked up a Beaver is, it was virgin some time back in history. Hence the slang

Steve: Your girlfriend is getting fat and ugly.
Pete: But I still remember her Canada's History

by VinnieCool February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Politely propositioning your southern neighbour, and then letting them have it with the butt end of your hockey stick... in the butt end.

Wayne Gretzky totally told Janet Jones Canada's History.

by two man luge February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Sodomizing your sister with moose antlers while vomiting maple syrup into the Stanley Cup.

Canada's History is what Jamie got last night. Canada's History is what she deserved.

by America's Future February 4, 2010

canada

an extremely big hat

"Thats a damn nice canada. It adorns your cranium beautifully."

by John Stu aka Brother Stu November 5, 2006