Lap bore

When a shawty up in your lap and it gives bore vibes

She wasn’t a throat goat, she’s a lap bore

by Jadakiss934ever January 10, 2022

40 and Bored

When you and your partner decide not to do something until your 40 and bored.

Bf “ hey babe wanna do this “
Gf “ no not until we’re 40 and bored”

by Maddog1399 May 26, 2025

I'm So Bored

Words uttered by an individual when they are experiencing the feeling of being too much of a lazy shit. Perhaps if this person would get off Urban Dictionary ffs and their slimy ass, and actually touched grass, then they would be magically cured of their boredom. Yes, I'm talking about you. Yes, this is a self-callout. Go sniff the sun instead of your ass, you fruitbat vampire fuck.

Kylie: I'm so boreddd.
Weslie: Go fuck yourself.

by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023

Bored

Something i am rn

Im bored

by Im_bored_123 May 4, 2021

I'm so fucking bored

When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.

Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)

by boreddude99 April 7, 2023

Bored

Me right now

you are probably bored tooooooo

by person who by the way is dead. May 24, 2021

Boring

A person who is way too boring and doesn’t have fun

Stop being such a Nainu Didi. You’re way too boring

by LendiLicker December 16, 2022