Behold The Architect

A band with a shitty black singer, he can't cary a tune for shit. "WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!?!?!"
They are not going anywhere. They suck

edit* they have since changed their name to atlantis must burn HOW GAY IS THAT

Billy "Hey guys you want to go see Behold the Architect tonight?"
Tom "Sure, and after, we can commit suicide"
Tom "Let me guess, their playing at Rocko's?"
Ron "Do they ever play anywhere else"
Billy "no"
Billy "Will they?"
Tom "No"

by Southern NH guy July 2, 2008

Behemoth

gianormous, totally huge, like BIG

oh mi that was bloody behemoth!
HOLY DAAAM! u r sooooo behemoth

by sKoE March 21, 2005

anti social behaviour

one who keeps her neighbours up all night with an awful racket between her mooing & him flapping & making walrus noises. in between them outside, her eating the grass & him eating the fish out of the pond!!!

will somone please fone that fucking zoo & have these morons removed with their anti social behaviour ffs!!!

by starstruck January 28, 2008

What's behind door number one

1. Death. "Door number one" is the coffin lid, the ground above the grave or the gravestone.

2. Severe consequence.

"You want to jump off, Jamf, or do you want what's behind door number one?"

"Do you think H likes what he found behind door #1?"

by TmmR January 23, 2008

behan

A goal scored by any player for Cork City Fc (Ireland)

i reckon we'll win by 4 behans to 1

by Behan4Ireland April 9, 2008

behonkus

(noun) A cutesy euphemism for "butthead".

(antonym) A nice, reasonable person.

"Wow, that client is jerking us around . He is such a behonkus."

by Jo is not a behonkus April 17, 2008

Behrend

A random person obsessed with World of Warcraft. He can be generally found doing stuff on an island while eating cheese.

You are acting like a total Behrend today.

by hitokiri0kenshin April 15, 2007