Beer dew

Take a spoonful of coffee grounds and put her in your mouth and then chase it with beer

Tommy: “Dude I’m feeling a little tired”
Benny: “Dude rip a beer dew, it’s like blow but different”

by T-cents May 21, 2020

beer hoove

The person in a group who never chips in for beer and often cries poor but always drinks up everyone elses liquor for free.

Don't invite dave, he's a beer hoove

by bunge June 18, 2007

Beer Spice

When a person reeks of Alcohol. Play on words with Old Spice.

walking down the street on a friday night you pass a group of intoxicated people and can smell them from a mile away. Simply say, "Beer Spice."

by Ashley Malin December 16, 2008

Harvey Beer

A harvey beer is someone who lacks a mclaren gulf hoodie, he obsesses over lando norris (he wants his dick), and he seems to just wear hollister and nothing else, dusty yute. 4 eyes and can barely see anything, this is shown by the fact that he cant do his hair properly in the morning. Overall would not want to meet a harvey beer in public or a club, might talk to you about daniel riccardio.

Your such a harvey beer right now

by EdM1234567 November 8, 2022

Cream of Beer

Cream of Beer is creamy stool that has about the same texture, consistency, and density as butter resulting from heavy drinking the night before. Drinks like cheap beer, malt liquor, or trendy mixed drinks like redbull & vodka and jager bombs are usually the culprit. Stool is usually a brownish orange color and has a sour smell because it is a mixture of 3 parts digested Alcohol to (0-1) parts digested food. Cream of Beer is usually followed by spotting or anal leakage that must be wiped again sometimes several times throughout the day after the initial bowel movement.

Man, I need to stop drinking,...tired of waking up with the cream of beer shits. Plus I go through about 2 rolls of toilet paper just wiping that buttery shit out of my ass, and then guess what, about 30 minutes later I got to wipe out the left over residue that slid out my butt-hole and is making my butt-hole itch like crazy.

by Gorb Jenkem August 19, 2013

Beer Banking

The act of checking your bank account only when fortified by dutch courage (booze.

"Mate, I've just been beer banking and we're good to go!"

"Dude, I'm going round the corner to beer bank"

by Dave2010 January 20, 2009

beer:45

a time of day, usually in the midst of ones' daily labors, that it becomes apparent that it well past time to no longer be in the midst of ones' daily labors

Is it beer:30 yet?

Dude, it's beer:45!

by honore d. balzac March 27, 2010