best friend

Someone who says they're your best friend, draws with you, helps you in every situation, writes you cheesy poems and all that shit just to stop talking to you and won't even look at you the second you start going through your emo phase and they change schools.

Yeah I'm still mad about that, PADDY

"You know, you're my "best friend"."
"Aww, you're so ni-"
"Lmao jk I hate you now for no reason at all, bye bitch"

by AdrenalineAngel April 22, 2019

Best friend

Its national thank your best friend day!

Ayo its thank your best friend day today now go tell them how much you love them!

by Dark girl forever bitch 🖤✨ January 23, 2021

Best Friend Upper Decker

Perform an upper decker whilst your best friend shits in the bowl part of the toilet

15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires

"Why were you both in the bathroom?"

"We just best friend upper deckered that bitch"

by Badbtchfr April 11, 2022

Best Friend

A drug dealer

My best friend is coming over to sell us some drugs

by Planet Tossing January 26, 2022

Best friend

A best friend is a person you fuck.

John: Yo David we had some good interactional sex
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend

by Josval2 December 18, 2019

Un-National Best Friends Day

I decided I should finally make a video of my best friends ❤️

So I made this 😹

Un-National Best Friends Day

by Look.Here. September 16, 2022

Best friends

Shoving a ducks beak up your friends ass and eating it’s poo later

My best friends had gay sex

by Bsyesisk February 1, 2024