snail's asshole

when something's really hard to find

from Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: Sorry I'm late.
Demetri: Nah, it's alright this place is a snail's asshole.

by num421337 April 2, 2010

Mother-Fucking Asshole Bitchy Shitty Person

a person who cheated on you

my wife is a mother-fucking asshole bitchy shitty person! DAMN! she had sex with Kendrick Lamar!

by Kmart098 June 11, 2018

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

by Renkari October 14, 2021

avacado asshole punch

to punch someone in the ass with a raised knuckle, with great force

joe was leaning on the bar and got an avacado asshole punch

by bheron July 12, 2006

XbL Asshole

An Xbox Live asshole. Someone who is a asshole on Xbox Live.

He is quite an XbL asshole. Buttplug that XbL asshole.

by iNsiiiiGht October 18, 2009

lazy asshole

an anal opening that does not open wide enough to allow the feces to escape into the depths of the toilet, but soon yields a massive turd.

That really is one lazy asshole. And to think that he didn't even plunge!

by truthiest November 29, 2010

uber asshole

One who gets on sites such as urbandictionary and goes through everyones difinitions and gives them the thumbs down w/o reading a single word. Also may like to post their friends names to make fun of them. However these people live said lonely lives, they lose their friends, and all of their kids are born underweight and die young. Types of uber assholes may vary but you can such my balls plx.

justin defined me in a homosexual manner, that uber asshole

by jesusbababoo August 8, 2006