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gwynedd mercy academy

A school of suburban white girls (Lasalles favorite all girls school) are known for their excellence in education and academics, whose rival is the MOUNT (mount sucks), as well as drinking and their bad behavior. You would think they were a great group of catholic women working for their professional future, but think again... by the way..did you know our drinking spot was known as "the woods?" What homework??! when parties are on our mind, we're bringin the keg!
"Hey mom, im staying in tonight to study for my test on monday"...ten minutes later...
A gwynedd mercy academy girl to another gwynedd girl: "yo, got the stuff??, im ditchin this joint."
gma girl to mom: "mommy, im going over sallys house to study!"
by Sr. Patricia August 13, 2006
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Indian Trail Academy

A charter high school open to the public that is located in Kenosha, Wisconsin on the original site of - tada! - an indian trail to nowhere. Stuck between a wonderful industrial park and newly-built condos - Indian Trail offers a fabulous view of a field.

The fun never ends when you attend this school - you can choose to specialize in business, biotechnology, or communications - which do jack shit for you in real life like balancing your checkbook or understanding mortgage rates.

It boasts numerous technological advances not present in other high schools, none of which the students are allowed to touch because they might break them.

Field trips are geared towards the area of specialty that you chose and often involve your teachers banning you from ever going on them again - such as the House of Business Class of 2001's trip to the Black Holocaust Museum.

Due to the emotional trauma of attending a charter school and the increasing levels of hormones in teenagers, it is also known as "Suicide High" nowadays by current students.

It also has a tiger for a mascot yet does not have sports programs due to its small size, supposedly.

The design layout will leave you mystified as it magically has no doors on the classrooms, which is very hard to explain to someone who is not alumni.

All in all, it is a great choice for children who wish to NOT go to Bradford, Tremper, or Reuther for any reason - including but not limited to - high drug use, rampant teenage pregnancy, and gang associations.
Tommy: I go to Indian Trail Academy.

Billy: I'm sorry.
by AprilB October 19, 2008
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Coast Guard Academy

A four year military academy in Connecticut. Exists but only to some. Consitently ranked as the worst dorms and most unhappy students in the the nation. Class of 2010 doesn't care and is hoorah about life here.
Class of 2007: I hate being at the Coast Guard Academy.
Class of 2010: I love this place, shining shoes and brass on Friday Nights Rocks!
by Chase Hall September 20, 2008
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Fork Union Military Academy

A school in the middle on fucking no where and dip is the drug. It teaches you how to live with gays and how to be the best dick sucker. One important skill that is taught is how to masturbate without waking up your roommate. You learn to get around everything in life and how to hide fairly large items on your bod, cough cough.. there are too many ignorant niggers and weird ass white kids. takes away you freedom, social life and childhood memories and replaces them with images of naked guys staring at the bar of soap you just dropped on the shower floor. You learn to make a necklace that holds your soap after that terrifying experience. no bitches just a bunch of horny guys trying to organize a circle jerk. its a wonderful school :).
by joe blows hard January 27, 2013
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new alliance academy

a school where the principle smokes crack and knocks down the therapists while playing soccer. where one of the therapists offers to hold your earings/nails in a fight. where the history/music teacher says that he hates you. where you will never meet a more awesome group of people.
i just started new alliance academy and its ahhmazing!
by woooooooootttt:) August 24, 2010
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Webber Academy

School for the gifted, awesome Math and English teachers, and unnecessary anxiety when it comes to exams, assignments, and even homework. A disproportional amount of asian people are present in the school, as evidenced by the general feeling of "OMG we have an test tmrw that will rape us."

Also, this is used in the phrase "Webber Academy, school for the gifted." When someone does something in an unnecessarily hard (and stupid) way.
I thought we were supposed to write the essay today.

No, only the THESIS STATEMENT.

Oh.

Webber Academy, school for the gifted.
by hrz and lkw January 24, 2011
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Notre Dame Academy Girls High School

a private, all-girls catholic high school in los angeles where the girls DON'T throw away their college funds and still receive an amazing education. everyone actually gets along. nda girls are beautiful, talented (one of the best drama departments in the country), and wear adorable uniforms. they're also like 10 times smarter than the marymount girls bc they actually LEARN in school. rival schools call it notre dyke because of the number of lesbians in the school, though a muchhh larger majority of the girls are straight.
-dude #1: hey dude #2, i heard that marymount girl stood u up
-dude #2: yeah im sad bro
-dude #1: my notre dame academy girls high school gf is gorgeous
-dude #2: so was my marymount gf...
-dude #1: ya but my nda gf is gorgeous AND smart
-dude #2: damn! introduce me to her friends!!
by thelasource September 21, 2009
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