Alternative Comedy

Comedy that is popular amongst students. Sometimes is very avant-garde and ususally not funny at all.

Crap comedian "Is it me, or do all pensioners stink of piss?"

Student louts "Ha!!!!! He's so funny!!" "Now THAT'S alternative comedy at it's finest!"

Normal person "Jesus christ"

by GF October 7, 2005

alterna-fag

one who tries to blend the realms of being nu-metal, goth, emo, and alternative. The end result is an abomination far worse than the above mentioned monstrosities.

The wild alterna-fag will listen to a sitting of the heaviest shit known to a wooly mammoths anus while crying tears of blood and hate, all this occurs while fat ghostly looking "females" claim odd stances on things.

by A WEB'D WAR MACHINE July 3, 2007

after party

The jizz that leaks out of your member after sex or masturbation.

Jeff forgot to piss after reaming Helen, the after party stuck to his pants and gave him that not so fresh feeling.

by plamya April 19, 2011

After Set

Any get-togethers, parties, or late night spots people go to. Usually after the bar or a larger party.

Hey, you goin' to the after set at the motorcycle club?

by ...................................................... December 17, 2006

Ten minutes after ten till now

What time it is, right now. It's never wrong.

What time is it?

Ten minutes after ten till now.

by Downstrike October 1, 2005

Burn After Reading

A 2008 comedy brought to us by the Coen Brothers. Starring John Malkovich, Frances McDormand, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Tilda Swinton.

Burn After Reading is my favorite comedy of 2008!

by nevo17209 February 15, 2009

altered image

A incomplete or sub-par job completed when shaving ones pubes. This is normally a result of being rushed or under a deadline. (buddy coming over real quick) Altered Image jobs almost always have to be touched up at a later date.

Person 1: Hey man, did you trim up for tonight?
Person 2: Nah dude, I didn't have time so I gave it the altered image treatment.

by Team Este September 22, 2009