FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.

"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)

by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018

Trumpet Concerto in E Flat

That one song from squid game season two. Plays when the players are in the lobby or what should I call it

Guy 1: Trumpet Concerto in E Flat is a melody.
Guy 2: I don't like E Flat.

by ChatGpt_Gibberish January 23, 2025

Flat 3 shuffle

The budgeted ability of the achievement of a swivelly chair

Person 1: “Shoudlve seen me last night, I had to do the flat 3 shuffle”

by Aiden.Fukin January 15, 2021

Flat XP

A flat XP season is a season in Fortnite where every level is 80,000 XP and no more above. The last non-flat XP season was introduced in Chapter 3, and is a season where the XP consecutively increases each level and becomes harder to level up.

A flat XP season is not very common to see, as Fortnite mainly only adds flat XP seasons on mainly every season.

Flat XP: I need 80,000 XP to level up
Non-flat XP: I need 1,600,000 XP to level up (usually at level higher than 200)

by poofart96 August 18, 2023

Flat Earther

Someone who doesn’t even have two brain cells. They lack a brain to store said cells in the first place.

Flat Earther: The earth is flat!!!!!!
Sane person: Shut up.

by Pialinist May 2, 2023

flat free

When you're a baller and all of the women in your lineup have a bra size of C or bigger. You're flat free at that point.

Yo my boy, I heard you're single again and all your numbers are flat free.

by bored321 January 3, 2017

flat cookies

adj. meaning having none or little boobs/tits/honkers

Dammmmn, why do we have so many girls with flat cookies!?

by Mini Gu October 18, 2008