wanker

Slang.

1) One who masturbates to excess.
2) One who uses the word 'skillz' and takes it seriously.

"Stop saying skillz, you bloody wanker! Speak properly!"

by victorhadin March 25, 2003

WANKER

'one who masturbates their pork sword more than an ordinary person', 'a person who comes across as stuck up or smug'

EXAMPLE 1
Mum: 'Johnny you really should stop tossing off that tiny tree stump of a penis you have'
Johnny: (while wanking) 'what can I say Mum im just a wanker'
Mum: Indeed you are Johnny look at you go infact I might join you for a wank later then we can be wankers together. Goodbye wanker Johnny!

Example 2:
Yoda: Luke use the force
Luke: fuck off u midget green wanker

by Dan Roach October 2, 2007

wanker

1. Someone who tends to lie alot, is arrogant or thinks themselves superior to others. Similar to Tosser.

1. "He is such a fucking wanker! Don't listen to him!"

by lotsofpinash May 13, 2007

Wickersham

An extremely large-breasted woman with a penchant for making lesbian jokes in a non-confrontational manner.

"My girlfriend is a riot. She's such a Wickersham."

by BabyGotBack2.0 February 3, 2010

wanker band

Wanker bands are bands made for wankers. Wanker band is a pejorative term usually used for bands which have repetetive, boring, and unimaginative songs, riding on the wave of a current trend. A prime example of a wanker band are Little Man Tate.

Hey, I'm going to see LMT tommorow.

I'm afraid LMT are a wanker band, wanker.

by thepaw February 27, 2007

wanker

mouthin someone
someone who wanks (masturbates too much)

manchester united are all wankers

"where's Tom?"
"Gone for a wank"
"Another? what a wanker"

by ReDDo August 17, 2003

wanker

verb: to wank noun: wanker adj: wanky
1) someone who jerks off alot
2) someone who does stupid stuff eg falling asleep at the bar, or taking home someone who's so drunk that they then go an piss in the bed
3) term of endearment
4) term of abuse

1) damn! bill's been in his room for hours! he must be having a wank
2) hahahaaaa what a wanker!
3) you daft wanker...here, have a beer
4) tony blair is a complete wanker

by brit September 25, 2003