adhd watching

When you're watching a show but you have adhd & can't focus so you do other stuff with the show in the bg

me adhd watching The Simple Life by typing this

by Superjuliam May 20, 2023

Whale Watching

When you can see each sperm cell directly in front of your eyes from a facial.

"Bruh, me and my girl went Whale watching yesterday!" "You AND your girl?!"

by Cold Hot Tub water January 22, 2019

Hoe Watching

A term used to describe a person who overly concerned about how many bitches an individual gets.

Aaron: You get no bitches.
Raymond: Shut up nigga why you hoe watching.

by anonymous November 15, 2021

watch another movie

Similar to read another book, this is the appropriate response to any stupid political analogy, using a movie instead of a book as a reference point. This can apply to any movie, but since the Harry Potter series also has movies, it can be used here as well.

Dumbass: Mike Pence is like Snape!
Normal person: Oh my god, watch another movie!

by Florisgrad June 26, 2025

is the fbi watching

THEY ARE HERE
HELP

IS THE FBI WATCHING
THEY ARE

THE FBI ARE ONTO ME
HELP

by dsgfawregvdf December 18, 2023

pseudo-watch

When you watch a TV program at the same time from two different physical locations.

My boyfriend and I pseudo-watch “This Is Us” when we can’t be together.

by #shellbell August 8, 2018

Buzz-Watch

Buzz-watching is the activity of watching a television show or movie while under the influence of alcohol or marijuana to enhance the watching experience.

John: Hey, wanna buzz-watch Wonka this weekend?
Louise: I'm so down! You want me to bring some edibles?
John: Sure, but I think I'll just stick with beer this time around.

by TimmothyTT March 8, 2024