half-woke

When you get woke, but decide to go the other way with it and turn to white supremacism for real.

"I thought you said you were woke now. Why aren't you checking your white privilege?"
"No, I'm half-woke. You were right: I always was a white supremacist, I just didn't realize it. And clearly I can't change that. So, heil Hitler, and go love a nigger."

by Etichetta Nera May 28, 2021

neo-woke

Someone who truly began seeing things as they are, someone who can't be affected by propaganda, someone who can tell a lie from truth.

-Did you watch CNN yesterday?
-No, I'm neo-woke.

by Quodd April 19, 2022

Woke scum

Blue-haired racist misogynist maskurbating fascistic antisemitic sociopath who advocates child mutilation.

The woke scum should be denied jobs, housing, internet access, and banking facilities.

by Old Phardt May 13, 2024

Woke Foke

Made popular by Club Shay Shay interview with Katt Williams. Woke Foke refers to people who are aware of the corruption plaguing our society (pop culture, government, corporations). NOT to be confused with the Left Woke/Woke Left. There is an active campaign to make the original definition of Woke mean nihilistic and anarchic to vilify Truth Seekers fighting against the evil in our society.

J6 was an inside job.

9/11 was an inside job.

JFK assassination was an inside job.

Our border crisis is an inside job.

Joe winning in 2020 was an inside job.

There's a bigger narrative. Wake up, people. Join the Woke Foke.

by Dead Bear420 January 07, 2024

Woke Home Invasions

A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.

I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.

by jondich October 23, 2023

Woke Plague

A plague that slaughters the sanity of men and warps it into something insidious. The internet is its breeding ground, and if you see it, immediately run or shut down your computer.

The Woke Plague has infected X, and it replicates itself at an alarming rate. Everyone, beware.

by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 24, 2024

Just woke up the butcher.

To be caught off guard.

Ah man you caught me in my tightie whities! You just woke up the butcher.

by Thebutcher June 12, 2019