CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024
Get the Cat Distribution Systemmug. In extraphysics, an extraphysical system is a portion of the extraphysical universe chosen for analysis. Everything outside the system is known as the environment. The environment is ignored except for its effects on the system. Extraphysical system can also refer to the interaction between the extraphysical universe with the physical universe and vice versa.
"The study of extraphysical systems are really useful to see the aplications of the extraphysical mechanics inside extraphysics, such as the possible studies of spiritual experiences with an extraphysicalist approach instead of a materialist approach."
"With extraphysics and the concepts of extraphysical mechanics, extraphysical energy, extraphysical superposition, extraphysical entanglement and extraphysical system, we can start the study of spiritual activities and experiences without a materialist bias and understand that our possible lack of evidence is due our materialist bias and positivist bias inside science, and see if extraphysics and spiritual/supernatural sciences are separated of physics and natural sciences or not."
"With extraphysics and the concepts of extraphysical mechanics, extraphysical energy, extraphysical superposition, extraphysical entanglement and extraphysical system, we can start the study of spiritual activities and experiences without a materialist bias and understand that our possible lack of evidence is due our materialist bias and positivist bias inside science, and see if extraphysics and spiritual/supernatural sciences are separated of physics and natural sciences or not."
by Full Monteirism February 28, 2021
Get the Extraphysical Systemmug. This spectacular and unique sounding word is about to absolutely frazzle your mind, also it is a way of getting out of sounding like a utter wasteman when you don't know what to say when someone ask or said something
"oi cunt you know the other day i grabbed that cat and kicked it"
"Yh nah cunt thats just the quambabulation system"
"Yh nah cunt thats just the quambabulation system"
by Shodai March 28, 2020
Get the Quambabulation systemmug. Somalian systems is a mogging community for cag enjoyers all shapes and sizes u can get allot of cag-15's for real
we are caggers!
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by Jugfruit November 18, 2023
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Get the Specialist systemmug. When someone is trying to get punched by a person because they get an erection and bust a nut whenever they get punched
Fuck bro I made it work and I let off a system pop because someone asked me to shut the fuck up and just make money or have sex instead of talking about making money and having sex , and boom it happened I got hit then farted and shitted and got a instant stiffy and busted a nut all at the same time bro anything else I do is a bonus now your lucky to know me I’m a super hero
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the System popmug.