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Flop out

When your fish commits suicide and jumps out of its bowl.
Having a fish funeral today, poor lil beta did a flop out on me.
by Helltagged October 14, 2022
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Belly Flop Man

The 200 something pound Guy who makes a mark for only doing BELLY FLOPS OF THE "DIVING BOARD" and piwers through the Red marks he gets and does it more than twice. He also gets praised for doing the Belly FLOPS and lowering through the Big RED MARKS he gets.
Did you see Belly Flop Man he is being so awesome, he's doing BELLY FLOPS for our amusement I love him. I wish I had the coujrage and confidence he has.
by THE.GOD.OF.RANDOMNESS December 5, 2018
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Flop

Verb: To be checked in to get work at longshore dispatch and fail to be there to get your job, causing the job to go to the next person in line.
After a hot date last night, I was too tired to go to work and decided to flop instead.
by Mugger Jack September 19, 2009
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Cock Flopping

A reference to the act of rubbing ones penis over a object in order to take ownership of it.

Alt. Attempting to obtain something using underhanded means
After the game Carl and I argued who’s ball we had been playing with, after cock flopping it, I told him he can f’ing keep it. Gross
by SeeSocAdmin November 4, 2020
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Dong Flop

After sex when the dong is between flaccid and hard, still wet with vaginal secretions, the dong is slung across the female's face, making a "flop" sound.
I dong flopped Veronica right under her nose so she could smell it all day!
by AlienShoe July 10, 2018
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Figgity flop

Lincoln did a figgity flop on accident last night
by anonymous March 24, 2023
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wrist flop child

Mentally handicapped or just plain stupid individuals between the ages of 5 and 15. Otherwise known as queefbags and douchetwats.
A wrist flop child will often be less intelligent than the average douchebag, twatnugget, or krauser.
by Ted Zimmerman February 7, 2009
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