Glasgow Steamer

Steamer variant successfully performed when one person shits on another's chest, sits down and rocks back and forth prior to, crucially, pissing over the recipient's face.

I knew it was all over once I'd had a Glasgow Steamer.

by Saucyweasel September 4, 2015

butt steamer

When giving the female or male of your choice ass2mouth in a hot invironment and she farts in your mouth.

Greg- hey baby u tryna give me a butt steamer.

by Betty Jackson July 24, 2016

Silicon Valley Steamer

Taking a dump in someone's PC. Usually as an office prank.

The user takes the side off of the tower. Takes a dump in the case. closes it back up.

"Did you hear Jim got fired"

"yeah. I heard he found out and left a Silicon Valley Steamer in the manager's PC."

by RazorRay May 29, 2015

Austin Steamer

The act of a bird (preferably a Grackle) pooping on your bare chest.

While I was paddle boarding I got an Austin Steamer.

by LongJSilvers May 16, 2023

Cleveland Steamer

The sexual fetish, where one shits on another's chest.

Dan: "Henry!!! My girl gave me hot Cleveland steamer !"

Henry: "didn't that smell bad?... whatever I don't even want to know... get some I guess?"

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016

Texian Steamer

When a guy is committing sexual activities with their significant other. And they suck your penis until climax then stick it in a water bottle where you climax in it then 2 hours later you pour it into your own butt where your SO will then slurp it up like a Chug Jug.

"Hey baby wanna Texian Steamer?"
"Sure"

by Blixls December 22, 2021

springs steamer

A person from Springs, South Africa shits on his girlfriend/wife chest. Sometimes his girlfriend/wife could be his mother/sister/dad

Can't wait to have springs steamer from my boyfriend, love the smell

by macdaddy84 October 17, 2019