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‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’
by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025
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Things We Say Now

It is sort of like the "that's what she said" jokes. You say it in response to someone saying something that may soun weird out of context. It's only known reference is in the Netflix movie Wine Country.
Person 1:"There's a bear in my bedroom."
Person 2:"Things we say now."
by AnUnkownPerson123456789 June 29, 2019
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No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.
A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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now

The same yesterday today and tomorrow.; Having the use of eyes to see and ears to hear.; Being alive in the present moment resisting peering into the future. The serpent.
Now the servant was more subtle than any beast of the field in which the lord god hath made. The present time.
by Jack Baptist April 12, 2025
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The Kutty $now

The act of piledriving your face into a biracial woman’s vaginal cavity that is doused in semen and cocaine.
“Hey Becky, tonight I think we should spice things up and try The Kutty $now.”
by KoevHalev July 12, 2020
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right now and forever

perfect words to describe an ever-lasting love
Aina loves Ilham right now and forever <3
by totebag March 13, 2023
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