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steak mud

N.)
The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas, a byproduct of the large quantities of steak consumed in the last few days
Oh dear lord, who just expelled that Steak Mud?
by MotelPubes July 24, 2018
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mud slurper

A mudslurper is that freaky bitch who shits on your jizz, stirs it, then slurps it through a straw.
"Did you hear that Susan and James hooked up"

"No way! Did you hear that she's a mud slurper?"
by jjsjsjjsjjsjsjjsjjs May 25, 2015
mugGet the mud slurpermug.

Mud goggles

1a When the uppermost of the two sexual partners engaging in the classic 69 position, defecates on to the other participants face. The true 'mud goggle' effect isn't reached until the stool droops over covering both eyes.
2a when your friend makes a potential mate out to be less attractive than they actually are, because of foul mood -they are said to be wearing "mud goggles"
a. Steve gave Martha some awful mud goggles last night, he probably wont ever see her again
b. Jessica sure was attractive, but mark said she was a real shovel face poor guys wearing the mud goggles tonight.
by NonsenseLock December 18, 2012
mugGet the Mud gogglesmug.

Mud Flapped

Mud flapped. The female version of getting tea bagged in a video game after you get killed. The act of repeatedly squatting up and down on the head of the player you just killed.
After she killed me she mud flapped me to establish her dominance and let me know that I am trash.
by 4Fingersdeep September 17, 2023
mugGet the Mud Flappedmug.

Mud Flapping

Turning on the bidet as you begin to defecate, as apposed to afterwards.
Yo! I accidentally turned on the bidet too early. Guess Im going Mud Flapping
by Gary Inc. December 22, 2020
mugGet the Mud Flappingmug.

Mud Mit

Your bung-hole, asshole, fart cannon, or turd cutter all means the same thing.
Dude you should have seen it, I managed to fit a whole jar into my mud mit with room to spare!
by The Mud Mitler April 22, 2023
mugGet the Mud Mitmug.

Mud Slinger

New name for those guys on YouTube and Instagram who make mud pools, houses etc.
Will: have you ever saw those guys who make mud houses and all that?

Jim: yeah! the mud slingers!
by lemonicelollies March 22, 2022
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