Grease rat

A bitch with greasy ass hair.

You see bri brodzinski? That bitch was a grease rat!

by Praeze January 1, 2020

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Monkey

When you are cooking with grease in a pan or fryer and it pops flinging grease out.

Watch out for the grease monkeys! They will burn your hands!

by Tfrickndizzle April 27, 2015

Greasing the Union

A phrase, coined in the series The Sopranos, referring to performing homosexual acts with tradesmen and other various construction workers.

"Ah Christ, is Paulie really fucking hooking up with a goddamn brickie?"
"Yeap, he's greasing the union."

by derangedcatboye June 7, 2024

Grease Monkey

A playful term for wet coochie, “grease monkey” is often used flirtatiously and with confidence, sometimes with a little attitude, and can also refer to something personal or off-limits—like a prized possession—used in phrases like “This my grease monkey” or “He can’t get none of this grease monkey,” especially when you know you’ve got the juice and they can’t handle it.

“This grease monkey got him acting like he in love.”
“Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now.”
“He acting right, so I might let him test drive the grease monkey.”
“He keep texting me, but he not getting this grease monkey.”
“He been trying for weeks, but he can’t get none of this grease monkey.”

by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025

Grease

Grease is a Santa Cruz slang term for crystal methamphetamine.getting greasy is when you are getting loaded.to de-grease is when you detox.

you need to lay off the grease for a while.

by Cody-Joe June 13, 2017

grease

beer that is used to space out shots of hard liquor

Man, i had too many shots and not enough grease.

by Sooy May 28, 2007