mitchell county sheriff

One of the main policing forces in Mitchell county Kansas. They are known for being corrupt and using illegal tactics against anyone who doesn’t live in Mitchell county. The county seat, Beloit, has a small technical college and the students there are consistently harassed and followed by the police there. Since they are often bored (low crime rates) they have to plant evidence to have any kind of action. The entire town of Beloit is a glorified speed trap. If you can avoid it go around Mitchell county Kansas. They don’t discriminate by race, they hate everyone. If you’re not a criminal, they’ll make you one.

Man 1: Hey are you going to the Waconda Lake?

Man 2: hell no I’m not going there! That’s in Mitchell County, Kansas.
Man 1: yeah good choice. The Mitchell County Sheriff’s deputies will bend your ass over and rape you

by Luwelyn.moss May 1, 2023

Cambria county Pennsylvania

An overrated cesspool located in western Pennsylvania we’re all of the most popular individuals are hot garbage

Did you visit Cambria county Pennsylvania the other day? The people there are such hot garbage!

by Spiral995 November 8, 2022

Sullivan County Delinquent

A resident of Sullivan county, New York; is person who smokes pot and cigarettes interchangeably. They have a tendency to turn every small town into a ghetto in the middle of nowhere within the Catskills. The person usually exploits people for their own benefit and are often lazy. They seem not to give too much of a fuck when they drive as they won't put on their blinkers until they make a full stop while there is moving traffic.

James is a total Sullivan county delinquent. He lives in Wurtsboro and he smokes pot and weed as if they're one in the same.

Those Sullivan county delinquents don't know how to drive, I almost crashed into one as the driver put his left blinker on right before he made a full stop.

The Sullivan county delinquents will make any town into a ghetto in rural Sullivan county.

by thenihilisticassociate December 22, 2019

Bucks county whore

When she effortlessly lets you hit all 3 holes

Me: Dakota let me fuck her in both holes and sucked me off afterwards

Dan: damn bro she’s a Bucks county whore

by Rickymanson March 17, 2021

South County Handshake

A handjob. Usually used around the St. Louis area.

Trent met this ho at this club, and she gave him a South County Handshake in the bathroom.

by theyoneman April 2, 2007

Travis County Treat!

Placing Texas style Bar B Q brisket on your partners genitalia and then eating it.

Susan and I picked up brisket at Snow's yesterday and later we enjoyed the Travis County Treat!

by Damnidstuff November 30, 2011

Burlington County NJ

Located in South Jersey, Burlco is the largest county in New Jersey. The towns that run along the river line (aka drug line) are old and full of trashy low lifes (sorry if you live there). There’s easy access to drugs with Trenton to the north and Camden to the south. Moorestown, Mount Laurel, and Marlton range from upper middle class to rich. Beverly, Riverside, Burlington City and Browns Mills are the trashiest of all. Willingboro is a predominantly black middle class town that’s declining because people from Trenton, Newark, and Philly are making it ghetto. Everywhere else is pretty decent. Some decent towns would be Bordentown Twp, Burlington Twp, Delran, Eastampton, Lumberton and etc. There is a ton of farmland as you drive towards the shore which isn’t too far.

Girl: Can you take me home? I live in Burlington County NJ.

Guy from Palmyra: Oh shit me too, I’ll take you home, where in the county do you live?
Girl: Browns Mi—
Guy from Palmyra: Hell nah, you foul for even thinking imma drive all the way out there.
Girl:Damn, you know Burlington County as shit.

by JerseyGuy609 June 17, 2022