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Clocks 2.0

Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
Lol idkClocks 2.0
by Ding Dong Ching Chong November 27, 2019
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classroom clock

The most fucking wromg thing in the history of the universe.
Timmy: hey, class is almost over!
Sam: No, you fucking idiot, the classroom clock is 20 minutes behind.
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Adam clocking

The art of scratching one on his or her face until they bleed when they anger you.
My sister took the last slice of pizza so a Adam clocked her.

He told me to punch him but I prefer Adam clocking
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Adam clocking

The art of scratching ones face until they bleed. This art is preformed when one is angered.
My sister took the last slices of pizza so I Adam clocked her

He told me to hit him but i would rather use adam clocking
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THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear
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THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear
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THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear
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