Zoom cut

Classic lock down cut performed on oneself maintain a vague image of professionalism. Only angle given consideration is front on/webcam/selfie. Best described as 'Business up front, don't give a f*ck about the back'. The haircut equivalent of wearing a suit, tie and 5 day old underpants at your desk. AKA Poor man's mullet.

'Hey man looking schmick this morn! Zoom cut and wax dude! You think the front looks average, the back looks like Billy Ray Cyrus's after losing a wrestling match in a hayfield.

by Axeman222 February 23, 2021

Cookie Cutting

The act of doing anal and poking a turd with dick so a cookie cut if the turd goes into the urethra.

I was cookie cutting my girl last night.

by Archibald Barnabus December 15, 2018

Cut The Turtle

“Cut The Turtle” (verb): To get over one’s hangover, by drinking a gin and tonic. Other drinks can also be consumed whilst cutting the turtle. Generally or more often so, spirits.

“Mate, I’m f*cking hungover!”

“You need a G&T mate, you need to Cut The Turtle”

by Larry2017 July 25, 2018

cut the truffle

While during the act of farting, a little nugget of poop accidentally escapes. Similar to cut the cheese but with an unwanted surprise.

"What's wrong? Why are you- OMG! Did you cut the cheese?"

"Nah man, I cut the truffle."

"Ugh! You so nasty!"

by thelonefoodie July 7, 2016

Dumb cut

Someone whos cut in a dumb way

Alex is dumb cut.

by Ray.Daking November 19, 2017

Shea-Cut

-verb

1. to follow a path, usually in unknown territory, that leads you to a place you don't want to be.

-adj.

2. Fuck

This is a shitty Shea-cut.

I hate this shay-cut and just want to go home.

by smeltingfever June 1, 2011

cut a bug

Making a ticket or task, usually in a software development context.

"Did you cut a bug for this new glitch?" -Lover of esoteric jargon

by Kandii Clarkeson September 26, 2018