Vanilla cannon

When a man whips out his penis in public and sprays his sperm on random old ladies or lady

I heard he vanilla cannoned his own grandma

by Bannanamitchandzand May 24, 2016

Vanilla Sarcophagus

The act of shoving one's head into the vagina of a large woman until you loose conciousness due to the lack of oxygen.

Last night Tammy and I did a Vanilla Sarcophagus. It was very erotic.

by J.D.C. January 24, 2023

Vanilla-float

When ejaculation enters the anus and flows back out into someone's mouth, gargled and used as tooth paste...thus a vanilla-float

I did a vanilla-floatwith my chick last night and quickly realized that I'm a disgusting human being .

by Personal sex terms March 07, 2017

Vanilla Snowflake

Drunk white boys that can't dance.

noun.
Person 1: Oh geez. -shaking head-
Person 2: what's wrong.
-Person 1 points to dance floor-
Person 1: We got ourselves a vanilla snowflake.
-Person 2 looks to the dance floor-
Person 2: -nods- I agree. That is indeed a vanilla snowflake.

by ~Blackstarr~ January 09, 2017

Vanilla man syrup

Semen

We were in the throws of ecstasy. Pillows flying; sheets tangling. In the heat of the moment, he released his vanilla man syrup all over my face.

by Negronito November 14, 2020

Vanilla swirl

A vanilla swirl is the act of spunking in a womens asshole after she has had a shit. When pulling out you must swirl the shitty spunk around their asshole hence creating the Vanilla Swirl

Honey im going to give you the messiest vanilla swirl tonight and lick your chocolate star fish clean.

by Batty fingerer September 06, 2023

Vanilla Coward

Someone who will only have sex in missionary with the lights off.

You wouldn’t do that with her? That’s because you are a vanilla coward!

by DJGinjaNinja & the Corrupt COO February 06, 2025