Jack Johnson

A blonde haired rapper/singer who is 1/2 of Jack and Jack and is super dirty. Was once part of MagCon and has super cool friends including Jake Foushe Jack Gilinsky Nash Grier and Shawn Mendes. Also is a sex God
Girl 1: OMG HAVE YOU DOWNLOADED JACK AND JACKS NEW EP CALIBRASKA?

Girl 2: YASS AND JACK JOHNSONS RAPPING IS SO DOPE
by Bringitback4shawn August 22, 2015
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jack sparrow

A caribbean cocktail-blend in human form: Dishonest, trustworthy, brilliant, hilarious, mysterious, witty, quick, agile, roguish, handsome, and much much more.
To pull a Jack : A certain lifestyle, including piracy, smuggling, impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England, sailing under false colors, arson, kidnapping, looting, poaching, brigandage, pilfering, depravity, depredation, and general lawlessness.
by Jacky March 09, 2004
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samurai jacked

getting pit-pocketed in japan
Yesterday I was samurai jacked by some moron in a jumpsuit.
by ninjymnast December 21, 2010
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A jack dane

When you projectile poo all over the body of somebody's mum at their funeral
Person 1: did you hear what happend last week?
Person 2: no what happend
Person 1:that lad over there did a jack dane at Henry's mums funeral lmao
by Gay lord69 November 27, 2020
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jack luo

An Asian boy that knows everything from random facts to answers of blizzard questions. He is a very interesting, sometimes weird person that cannot find what he wants to do. Even though he lacks common sense, deep down he really enjoys supporting others in what they do and is a good friend to any who dares a challenge.
Me: What are some of the stupidest mistakes anyone has made?
Jack Luo: When the United States decided to sell 1 dollar coins for 1 dollar.
Me: Why is that stupid?
Jack Luo: People can just use a credit card and get unlimited points from that cheat.
Me: ...
by Kelly Yang April 09, 2020
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Jack Tretton

Jack Tretton is the President and CEO of Sony Computer Entertainment of America (SCEA), also known as the Xbane. During E3 2013 he slew the abomination of the green dragnos, Xbox One.
He totally went Jack Tretton on EA
by FatalEvolution June 10, 2013
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jack kanoff

Jack Kanoff is like the name Ben Dover, only in this case when you say the name it sounds like Jacking Off, which is masturbating.
*person puts kahoot name as Jack Kanoff*
Teacher: "Who's Jacking Off?"
Kids: *laugh*
by Virgin#69 November 21, 2019
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