Thomas gibson

Dilf.

You're dad is Thomas Gibson? He's a dilf.

by emthenarwhal1 April 21, 2021

Thomas Pyatt

A Person who is smart and knows how to work technology of any kind.

Wow,you fixed my phone you must really be a Thomas Pyatt.

by thebiscuitconnoisseur October 26, 2020

Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about weed or anything that contains THC.

P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!

by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014

thomas wright

daddy who always gets all the girls and fucks every hot girl in the fucking class.

Person one: What's his name?
Person two: Thomas Wright
Person one: Oh so he must fuck all the bitches
Person two: Oh you bet?

by JakcMe0ff May 14, 2020

William Thomas

An American swimmer who was absolute dogshit at swimming, so he became transgender. He now uses the name "Lia" and absolutely dominates women's swimming, even though he is biologically male. And being biologically male, he is physically larger than all of the women, allowing him to swim much faster than all of them. Not to mention his swimsuit barely fits on him! He might as well be using steroids!!!
Biological women swimmers and several right-wing political figures (including Florida Governor Ron DeSantis) have publicly spoken out against him, calling for him to be permanently blacklisted and stripped of his awards. He is widely considered the "Lance Armstrong of Swimming" among his detractors.

WILLIAM THOMAS IS A MAN

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 6, 2022

Even-Thomas

A lemon seed known to make a weird sound when you step on it

Person 1 : Hey look i got this lemon seed
Person 2: Check if it's an Even-Thomas and smash it
Person 1: ok
*weird noice*
Person 2: wow
Person 1: How nice

by Coolboy95 January 23, 2020

Jon Thomas

A drinking man from the heart of Texas...also known as a bellmeadian who hasnt trimmed his beard in years....wears overalls ...stripes to funerals... Been riding a bicycle for years but just became the proud owner of a Harley..alot of people call him uncle Jessie

Jon Thomas is good example of a Man

by Weezytoo September 26, 2020